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What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
Date: July 3, 2023
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
Nap π΄
Explanation: After indulging in a delicious Thanksgiving feast, a food coma sets in, making us irresistibly sleepy. So, the perfect end to Thanksgiving is a well-deserved nap. ππ¦
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