What did the boy pickle say to the girl pickle?

Mwalimu (Guest) on October 11, 2023

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Michael Mboya (Guest) on September 26, 2023

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on September 24, 2023

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on September 22, 2023

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Leila (Guest) on September 19, 2023

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Monica Lissu (Guest) on September 11, 2023

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Violet Mumo (Guest) on August 31, 2023

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Khatib (Guest) on August 30, 2023

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on August 23, 2023

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Robert Okello (Guest) on August 19, 2023

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on August 16, 2023

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Alice Jebet (Guest) on August 14, 2023

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

David Ochieng (Guest) on August 13, 2023

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Francis Mrope (Guest) on August 10, 2023

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Chris Okello (Guest) on July 31, 2023

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on July 28, 2023

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on July 25, 2023

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on July 17, 2023

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

George Mallya (Guest) on July 12, 2023

😆 Still cracking up!

John Lissu (Guest) on July 5, 2023

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on June 28, 2023

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

George Tenga (Guest) on June 27, 2023

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on June 27, 2023

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on June 26, 2023

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Charles Mchome (Guest) on June 25, 2023

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Rabia (Guest) on June 17, 2023

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Jane Malecela (Guest) on June 13, 2023

🤣 Sending this now!

Zawadi (Guest) on June 13, 2023

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Mwanaidha (Guest) on June 6, 2023

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on June 4, 2023

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on June 1, 2023

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

David Chacha (Guest) on June 1, 2023

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Wande (Guest) on June 1, 2023

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Brian Karanja (Guest) on May 21, 2023

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on May 4, 2023

😂 This is a keeper!

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 4, 2023

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Anna Malela (Guest) on May 4, 2023

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on April 21, 2023

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Nuru (Guest) on April 18, 2023

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Rukia (Guest) on April 13, 2023

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on April 7, 2023

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on April 5, 2023

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on March 23, 2023

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on March 1, 2023

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on February 28, 2023

😄 What a joke!

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on February 20, 2023

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on February 11, 2023

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Grace Mligo (Guest) on January 31, 2023

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Yahya (Guest) on January 20, 2023

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on January 20, 2023

😅 I needed that laugh!

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on January 19, 2023

😄 You got me!

Yusuf (Guest) on December 28, 2022

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Arifa (Guest) on December 26, 2022

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Aziza (Guest) on December 16, 2022

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Brian Karanja (Guest) on December 11, 2022

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on December 2, 2022

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on December 2, 2022

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on November 26, 2022

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on November 22, 2022

😆 This one really got me!

Jaffar (Guest) on November 21, 2022

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪