What did the circle say to the triangle?

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on July 12, 2023

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Zakia (Guest) on June 25, 2023

😂 This joke just made my day!

Leila (Guest) on June 19, 2023

😆 I’m dying over here!

Omari (Guest) on June 8, 2023

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Daudi (Guest) on June 7, 2023

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Michael Mboya (Guest) on June 5, 2023

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on May 29, 2023

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Safiya (Guest) on May 29, 2023

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Khamis (Guest) on May 24, 2023

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on May 22, 2023

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Tabu (Guest) on May 7, 2023

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on April 2, 2023

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on April 1, 2023

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Abdullah (Guest) on March 29, 2023

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on March 21, 2023

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on March 13, 2023

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Jamila (Guest) on March 12, 2023

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Victor Kimario (Guest) on March 5, 2023

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on March 3, 2023

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Rukia (Guest) on February 28, 2023

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Hashim (Guest) on February 21, 2023

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Samuel Were (Guest) on February 6, 2023

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on February 3, 2023

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Leila (Guest) on February 1, 2023

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Kiza (Guest) on January 15, 2023

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on January 12, 2023

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on January 12, 2023

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on January 11, 2023

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Zawadi (Guest) on January 2, 2023

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Chiku (Guest) on December 16, 2022

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on December 14, 2022

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Fikiri (Guest) on December 12, 2022

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Jackson Makori (Guest) on December 11, 2022

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Mwanajuma (Guest) on December 10, 2022

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Grace Minja (Guest) on December 10, 2022

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Nahida (Guest) on December 8, 2022

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on December 5, 2022

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on December 4, 2022

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Paul Kamau (Guest) on November 30, 2022

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on November 19, 2022

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on November 4, 2022

😄 You got me!

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on November 1, 2022

😂 So funny!

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on October 27, 2022

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Shani (Guest) on October 19, 2022

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Maneno (Guest) on October 9, 2022

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Leila (Guest) on October 6, 2022

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Amina (Guest) on October 6, 2022

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Ibrahim (Guest) on September 27, 2022

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Makame (Guest) on September 19, 2022

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Frank Macha (Guest) on September 13, 2022

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on August 31, 2022

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Chiku (Guest) on August 26, 2022

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Charles Mboje (Guest) on August 22, 2022

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Monica Lissu (Guest) on August 21, 2022

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 17, 2022

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Omar (Guest) on August 16, 2022

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on August 16, 2022

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Saidi (Guest) on August 8, 2022

😆 Still cracking up!

Fikiri (Guest) on July 28, 2022

😄 This is pure brilliance!

David Kawawa (Guest) on July 25, 2022

😆 Can’t stop laughing!