Zakia (Guest) on October 18, 2023

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on October 13, 2023

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Baridi (Guest) on October 13, 2023

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Kheri (Guest) on October 11, 2023

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Brian Karanja (Guest) on October 9, 2023

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Mzee (Guest) on October 5, 2023

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on October 4, 2023

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on September 27, 2023

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Rabia (Guest) on September 25, 2023

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Jaffar (Guest) on September 22, 2023

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Mary Njeri (Guest) on September 10, 2023

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on August 23, 2023

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Mwalimu (Guest) on August 16, 2023

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Irene Makena (Guest) on August 14, 2023

😂 This joke just made my day!

Rose Waithera (Guest) on August 11, 2023

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Jafari (Guest) on August 8, 2023

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Yahya (Guest) on July 28, 2023

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Khamis (Guest) on July 18, 2023

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

James Kimani (Guest) on July 18, 2023

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Michael Mboya (Guest) on June 29, 2023

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Nassar (Guest) on June 14, 2023

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Yusra (Guest) on June 14, 2023

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on June 13, 2023

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

David Sokoine (Guest) on June 13, 2023

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Abubakari (Guest) on June 2, 2023

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Selemani (Guest) on June 2, 2023

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on May 27, 2023

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Rehema (Guest) on May 25, 2023

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Mary Kidata (Guest) on May 23, 2023

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Charles Mboje (Guest) on May 19, 2023

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Mtumwa (Guest) on May 4, 2023

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Maimuna (Guest) on May 1, 2023

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Aziza (Guest) on April 28, 2023

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Mjaka (Guest) on April 28, 2023

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 28, 2023

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Rukia (Guest) on April 26, 2023

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Kahina (Guest) on April 23, 2023

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Mustafa (Guest) on April 18, 2023

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on April 12, 2023

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Omari (Guest) on April 7, 2023

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Husna (Guest) on April 7, 2023

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Daniel Obura (Guest) on March 11, 2023

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Peter Otieno (Guest) on March 10, 2023

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on March 5, 2023

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Baraka (Guest) on February 22, 2023

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on February 16, 2023

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Omari (Guest) on February 3, 2023

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Safiya (Guest) on January 17, 2023

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Wande (Guest) on January 9, 2023

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Frank Macha (Guest) on January 7, 2023

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Mchuma (Guest) on January 7, 2023

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on January 6, 2023

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Victor Kimario (Guest) on December 21, 2022

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Hassan (Guest) on December 18, 2022

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on December 5, 2022

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Janet Sumari (Guest) on November 23, 2022

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Daniel Obura (Guest) on November 21, 2022

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Nancy Komba (Guest) on November 15, 2022

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Mhina (Guest) on November 10, 2022

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on November 1, 2022

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿