What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?

George Mallya (Guest) on September 15, 2023

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Jane Malecela (Guest) on September 1, 2023

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Selemani (Guest) on August 24, 2023

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on August 13, 2023

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Farida (Guest) on August 10, 2023

😂 Gotta save this!

Rukia (Guest) on August 9, 2023

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Ann Awino (Guest) on August 9, 2023

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Grace Mushi (Guest) on July 26, 2023

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Ramadhan (Guest) on July 21, 2023

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on July 7, 2023

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Shabani (Guest) on June 29, 2023

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Fadhila (Guest) on June 25, 2023

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Sarah Karani (Guest) on June 20, 2023

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on June 19, 2023

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Mwajabu (Guest) on June 11, 2023

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Patrick Akech (Guest) on June 8, 2023

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on June 6, 2023

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Mary Mrope (Guest) on June 4, 2023

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Rashid (Guest) on May 26, 2023

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Shamim (Guest) on May 24, 2023

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on May 24, 2023

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on May 16, 2023

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Biashara (Guest) on May 9, 2023

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Zulekha (Guest) on April 18, 2023

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Mariam (Guest) on April 16, 2023

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Violet Mumo (Guest) on April 14, 2023

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Diana Mallya (Guest) on April 4, 2023

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Anna Malela (Guest) on April 2, 2023

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on March 28, 2023

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Peter Mbise (Guest) on March 21, 2023

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Jane Muthui (Guest) on March 4, 2023

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Mariam (Guest) on March 1, 2023

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Shamim (Guest) on February 28, 2023

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on February 26, 2023

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on February 19, 2023

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Rubea (Guest) on February 16, 2023

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on February 11, 2023

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Zainab (Guest) on February 10, 2023

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on January 28, 2023

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on January 23, 2023

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Fatuma (Guest) on January 18, 2023

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on January 13, 2023

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Irene Akoth (Guest) on January 12, 2023

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Amani (Guest) on January 10, 2023

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Hassan (Guest) on January 5, 2023

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Yahya (Guest) on January 5, 2023

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on January 2, 2023

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on January 1, 2023

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Brian Karanja (Guest) on December 22, 2022

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Daudi (Guest) on December 10, 2022

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Samuel Were (Guest) on December 10, 2022

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Kiza (Guest) on November 29, 2022

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on November 22, 2022

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on November 11, 2022

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Husna (Guest) on November 3, 2022

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Mohamed (Guest) on October 29, 2022

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Leila (Guest) on October 27, 2022

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Warda (Guest) on October 16, 2022

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

George Tenga (Guest) on October 11, 2022

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on October 9, 2022

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄