What did the ocean say to the beach?

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on August 25, 2023

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Mzee (Guest) on August 20, 2023

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Mgeni (Guest) on August 20, 2023

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on August 19, 2023

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on August 14, 2023

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on August 7, 2023

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Charles Mchome (Guest) on August 4, 2023

😆 That punchline!

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on July 31, 2023

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Juma (Guest) on July 21, 2023

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Shani (Guest) on July 21, 2023

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Victor Kamau (Guest) on July 19, 2023

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Mwakisu (Guest) on July 19, 2023

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on July 3, 2023

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on June 27, 2023

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Anna Malela (Guest) on June 25, 2023

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on June 17, 2023

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Daniel Obura (Guest) on June 8, 2023

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Nashon (Guest) on June 2, 2023

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on May 18, 2023

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Saidi (Guest) on May 14, 2023

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Khamis (Guest) on May 13, 2023

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Hamida (Guest) on May 8, 2023

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Mwinyi (Guest) on May 5, 2023

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on April 30, 2023

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on April 21, 2023

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

John Mwangi (Guest) on April 19, 2023

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on April 3, 2023

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on March 17, 2023

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Rahma (Guest) on March 15, 2023

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Nahida (Guest) on March 11, 2023

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Rukia (Guest) on March 10, 2023

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on March 7, 2023

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

James Kawawa (Guest) on February 17, 2023

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Sumaya (Guest) on February 16, 2023

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on February 11, 2023

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Wande (Guest) on February 3, 2023

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on January 29, 2023

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on January 23, 2023

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on January 22, 2023

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on January 19, 2023

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on January 7, 2023

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Nassor (Guest) on January 6, 2023

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Abubakar (Guest) on January 5, 2023

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Anna Sumari (Guest) on December 31, 2022

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on December 31, 2022

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Rashid (Guest) on December 27, 2022

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 22, 2022

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on December 20, 2022

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Abdullah (Guest) on December 15, 2022

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on December 8, 2022

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Victor Kamau (Guest) on December 7, 2022

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Salima (Guest) on December 3, 2022

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Neema (Guest) on November 30, 2022

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on November 24, 2022

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Omari (Guest) on November 7, 2022

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Binti (Guest) on November 7, 2022

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Shamsa (Guest) on October 24, 2022

😆 Bookmarking this!

Saidi (Guest) on October 20, 2022

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Ahmed (Guest) on October 20, 2022

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Nashon (Guest) on October 13, 2022

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼