What do birds do on Halloween?

Khamis (Guest) on June 10, 2023

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on June 10, 2023

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on June 7, 2023

😂 This is too funny!

Latifa (Guest) on May 31, 2023

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Anna Sumari (Guest) on May 13, 2023

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on May 8, 2023

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Robert Okello (Guest) on May 4, 2023

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Sharifa (Guest) on May 2, 2023

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Michael Mboya (Guest) on April 15, 2023

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on April 14, 2023

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on April 12, 2023

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Mchawi (Guest) on April 6, 2023

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Yahya (Guest) on March 16, 2023

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Jamila (Guest) on March 5, 2023

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 4, 2023

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Patrick Akech (Guest) on March 4, 2023

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Omar (Guest) on February 27, 2023

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on February 12, 2023

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Rubea (Guest) on February 12, 2023

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on February 9, 2023

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on February 1, 2023

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

David Chacha (Guest) on January 30, 2023

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Susan Wangari (Guest) on January 26, 2023

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Sarafina (Guest) on January 17, 2023

😁 This is gold!

Fadhila (Guest) on January 9, 2023

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Mary Kidata (Guest) on December 27, 2022

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on December 24, 2022

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on December 18, 2022

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Azima (Guest) on December 6, 2022

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on December 6, 2022

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Omar (Guest) on November 25, 2022

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on November 24, 2022

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Jackson Makori (Guest) on November 15, 2022

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Alice Mrema (Guest) on October 31, 2022

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Mwagonda (Guest) on October 29, 2022

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on October 26, 2022

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on October 25, 2022

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Chum (Guest) on October 24, 2022

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on October 23, 2022

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Habiba (Guest) on October 21, 2022

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Francis Mrope (Guest) on October 14, 2022

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Ramadhan (Guest) on October 9, 2022

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Athumani (Guest) on October 7, 2022

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on October 6, 2022

😄 You got me good!

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on September 25, 2022

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Muslima (Guest) on September 24, 2022

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Mwafirika (Guest) on September 18, 2022

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Martin Otieno (Guest) on September 18, 2022

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Athumani (Guest) on September 17, 2022

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Mary Kidata (Guest) on September 13, 2022

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Mwinyi (Guest) on September 12, 2022

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Salima (Guest) on September 6, 2022

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Mjaka (Guest) on August 29, 2022

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Fikiri (Guest) on August 22, 2022

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Alice Mrema (Guest) on August 21, 2022

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on August 21, 2022

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Arifa (Guest) on August 16, 2022

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Raha (Guest) on August 10, 2022

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Victor Kimario (Guest) on August 2, 2022

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Irene Makena (Guest) on July 31, 2022

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋