What do you call a fly with no wings?

Salima (Guest) on June 27, 2023

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on June 18, 2023

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Hassan (Guest) on June 9, 2023

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

George Tenga (Guest) on June 2, 2023

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Rashid (Guest) on May 29, 2023

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on May 24, 2023

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Chiku (Guest) on May 23, 2023

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Faiza (Guest) on May 15, 2023

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on May 15, 2023

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on April 19, 2023

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Mustafa (Guest) on April 5, 2023

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on March 31, 2023

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Muslima (Guest) on March 19, 2023

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on March 14, 2023

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Hawa (Guest) on March 10, 2023

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Mwachumu (Guest) on February 28, 2023

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Janet Sumari (Guest) on February 27, 2023

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Mwakisu (Guest) on February 27, 2023

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Arifa (Guest) on February 7, 2023

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Salima (Guest) on February 1, 2023

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Mary Mrope (Guest) on January 28, 2023

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Nassar (Guest) on January 21, 2023

😆 Saving this one!

Aziza (Guest) on January 17, 2023

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on January 16, 2023

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on January 10, 2023

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Umi (Guest) on January 7, 2023

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Sofia (Guest) on January 1, 2023

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Faiza (Guest) on December 23, 2022

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Mary Kidata (Guest) on December 20, 2022

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Husna (Guest) on December 13, 2022

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Saidi (Guest) on December 13, 2022

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Rabia (Guest) on December 7, 2022

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Faiza (Guest) on December 3, 2022

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Hamida (Guest) on November 15, 2022

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Muslima (Guest) on November 11, 2022

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Kiza (Guest) on November 6, 2022

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on November 5, 2022

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Salma (Guest) on October 28, 2022

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on October 18, 2022

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

George Tenga (Guest) on October 15, 2022

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on October 15, 2022

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Grace Mligo (Guest) on October 13, 2022

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on September 13, 2022

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Selemani (Guest) on September 1, 2022

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on August 30, 2022

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Mwanaidi (Guest) on August 26, 2022

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

George Ndungu (Guest) on August 24, 2022

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Shamsa (Guest) on August 14, 2022

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Mwafirika (Guest) on August 14, 2022

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Mjaka (Guest) on August 4, 2022

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Zakia (Guest) on August 3, 2022

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

George Tenga (Guest) on August 2, 2022

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Leila (Guest) on July 26, 2022

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on July 20, 2022

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on July 19, 2022

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Kiza (Guest) on July 19, 2022

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Ann Awino (Guest) on July 15, 2022

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on July 14, 2022

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on July 8, 2022

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Paul Kamau (Guest) on June 30, 2022

😆 Still cracking up!