What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries?

Samuel Were (Guest) on July 12, 2023

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Latifa (Guest) on July 12, 2023

😂 So funny!

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on July 3, 2023

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on July 2, 2023

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Nassor (Guest) on June 25, 2023

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Anna Mchome (Guest) on June 21, 2023

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Martin Otieno (Guest) on June 13, 2023

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on June 7, 2023

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on May 29, 2023

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Maida (Guest) on May 23, 2023

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Nyota (Guest) on May 21, 2023

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Maimuna (Guest) on May 18, 2023

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

John Mushi (Guest) on April 15, 2023

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on April 3, 2023

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Habiba (Guest) on March 31, 2023

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on March 29, 2023

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on March 25, 2023

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on March 24, 2023

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Abdullah (Guest) on March 16, 2023

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Zuhura (Guest) on March 14, 2023

😆 That punchline!

Shamsa (Guest) on March 11, 2023

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Daniel Obura (Guest) on March 10, 2023

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Makame (Guest) on February 26, 2023

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on February 23, 2023

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Charles Mrope (Guest) on February 23, 2023

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Furaha (Guest) on February 9, 2023

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Rashid (Guest) on February 7, 2023

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Nancy Komba (Guest) on February 2, 2023

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Patrick Akech (Guest) on January 28, 2023

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on January 3, 2023

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Mwalimu (Guest) on December 30, 2022

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Zuhura (Guest) on December 28, 2022

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on December 23, 2022

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Michael Onyango (Guest) on December 18, 2022

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Nashon (Guest) on November 24, 2022

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Victor Kamau (Guest) on November 7, 2022

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Sekela (Guest) on November 6, 2022

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Mgeni (Guest) on November 6, 2022

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

James Malima (Guest) on October 31, 2022

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 29, 2022

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Nancy Komba (Guest) on October 7, 2022

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on October 2, 2022

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Alice Mrema (Guest) on September 29, 2022

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Rose Waithera (Guest) on September 27, 2022

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Victor Malima (Guest) on September 23, 2022

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Mohamed (Guest) on September 14, 2022

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Zainab (Guest) on September 13, 2022

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Nuru (Guest) on September 13, 2022

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on September 10, 2022

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on September 3, 2022

😁 This just made my day!

Irene Makena (Guest) on August 31, 2022

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

John Lissu (Guest) on August 25, 2022

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on August 23, 2022

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Binti (Guest) on August 19, 2022

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Mwanaidha (Guest) on August 6, 2022

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Abdillah (Guest) on August 4, 2022

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on July 29, 2022

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Issa (Guest) on July 29, 2022

🤣 Pure genius!

Alice Mrema (Guest) on July 24, 2022

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Rehema (Guest) on July 22, 2022

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥