What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything?

Yusuf (Guest) on November 17, 2023

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on November 13, 2023

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on November 5, 2023

😄 Perfect joke!

Zuhura (Guest) on October 28, 2023

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Mchuma (Guest) on October 26, 2023

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on October 18, 2023

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Yahya (Guest) on October 11, 2023

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Baraka (Guest) on September 30, 2023

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on September 24, 2023

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on September 24, 2023

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Henry Mollel (Guest) on September 22, 2023

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Muslima (Guest) on September 17, 2023

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Halima (Guest) on September 11, 2023

😅 I needed that!

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on September 1, 2023

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Diana Mallya (Guest) on August 30, 2023

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Ibrahim (Guest) on August 24, 2023

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on August 13, 2023

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Ibrahim (Guest) on August 10, 2023

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on August 8, 2023

😂 I’m dying!

Samuel Were (Guest) on July 27, 2023

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Fadhili (Guest) on July 21, 2023

😄 What a joke!

Mary Kendi (Guest) on July 16, 2023

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Grace Minja (Guest) on July 3, 2023

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on June 27, 2023

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on June 24, 2023

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Athumani (Guest) on June 21, 2023

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Shani (Guest) on June 20, 2023

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on June 19, 2023

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Charles Wafula (Guest) on June 8, 2023

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on May 23, 2023

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on May 16, 2023

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Mgeni (Guest) on May 11, 2023

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Mchuma (Guest) on May 10, 2023

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Mwanajuma (Guest) on May 8, 2023

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on April 16, 2023

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

David Musyoka (Guest) on April 14, 2023

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Peter Mbise (Guest) on April 11, 2023

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Kazija (Guest) on April 7, 2023

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Rose Waithera (Guest) on April 1, 2023

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on March 6, 2023

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on March 6, 2023

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Irene Makena (Guest) on February 27, 2023

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Chum (Guest) on February 25, 2023

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Ali (Guest) on February 17, 2023

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on February 14, 2023

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on February 13, 2023

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Tambwe (Guest) on February 9, 2023

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Omari (Guest) on February 5, 2023

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on January 26, 2023

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on January 25, 2023

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on January 16, 2023

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

David Nyerere (Guest) on January 16, 2023

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on January 9, 2023

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Frank Macha (Guest) on January 2, 2023

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Yusuf (Guest) on December 30, 2022

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Saidi (Guest) on December 29, 2022

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Charles Mrope (Guest) on December 26, 2022

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

George Wanjala (Guest) on December 22, 2022

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on December 19, 2022

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on December 8, 2022

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆