Why did everyone want the music teacher to be on their baseball team?

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on July 5, 2023

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on July 3, 2023

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on July 2, 2023

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on July 1, 2023

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Michael Mboya (Guest) on June 18, 2023

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on June 11, 2023

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Husna (Guest) on June 8, 2023

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Mhina (Guest) on June 2, 2023

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Mwakisu (Guest) on May 31, 2023

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Irene Akoth (Guest) on May 19, 2023

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Alice Jebet (Guest) on May 18, 2023

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on May 14, 2023

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on May 13, 2023

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Shamim (Guest) on May 8, 2023

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Shamim (Guest) on April 24, 2023

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on April 20, 2023

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Shani (Guest) on April 14, 2023

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on April 14, 2023

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Mjaka (Guest) on April 11, 2023

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Francis Mrope (Guest) on April 3, 2023

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on March 29, 2023

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

David Ochieng (Guest) on March 27, 2023

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on March 26, 2023

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Charles Wafula (Guest) on March 22, 2023

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on March 16, 2023

😂 Can't stop laughing!

George Tenga (Guest) on March 2, 2023

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on February 25, 2023

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on February 23, 2023

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Hassan (Guest) on February 17, 2023

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on February 15, 2023

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Henry Mollel (Guest) on February 13, 2023

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Maida (Guest) on February 12, 2023

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Rehema (Guest) on February 10, 2023

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Rose Waithera (Guest) on February 9, 2023

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on February 6, 2023

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Irene Makena (Guest) on February 4, 2023

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Amani (Guest) on January 19, 2023

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Fikiri (Guest) on January 15, 2023

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Mashaka (Guest) on January 11, 2023

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Sultan (Guest) on December 29, 2022

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Fatuma (Guest) on December 24, 2022

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Paul Kamau (Guest) on December 22, 2022

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on December 18, 2022

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Shamim (Guest) on December 17, 2022

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Jaffar (Guest) on December 15, 2022

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Nuru (Guest) on December 10, 2022

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on December 8, 2022

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Warda (Guest) on December 7, 2022

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on December 7, 2022

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Issack (Guest) on December 4, 2022

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on December 3, 2022

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on November 11, 2022

😄 Too good!

Sultan (Guest) on November 6, 2022

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Mchuma (Guest) on November 4, 2022

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on November 3, 2022

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Majid (Guest) on October 26, 2022

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on October 25, 2022

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on October 22, 2022

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Jackson Makori (Guest) on October 12, 2022

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on October 4, 2022

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗