Why did the Cyclops stop teaching?

Shukuru (Guest) on September 21, 2023

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Anna Sumari (Guest) on September 21, 2023

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on September 13, 2023

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Mariam (Guest) on September 13, 2023

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Rubea (Guest) on September 12, 2023

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Farida (Guest) on September 6, 2023

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Fadhila (Guest) on September 4, 2023

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on August 23, 2023

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Jafari (Guest) on August 18, 2023

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Mjaka (Guest) on August 15, 2023

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on August 10, 2023

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Victor Kimario (Guest) on August 1, 2023

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Mwanaidha (Guest) on July 29, 2023

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Anna Sumari (Guest) on July 27, 2023

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Baraka (Guest) on July 27, 2023

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Mgeni (Guest) on July 25, 2023

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Farida (Guest) on July 15, 2023

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on July 11, 2023

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on July 9, 2023

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Daniel Obura (Guest) on July 4, 2023

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Zakaria (Guest) on July 4, 2023

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Alice Mrema (Guest) on July 2, 2023

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on July 1, 2023

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Mwajuma (Guest) on June 23, 2023

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Ramadhan (Guest) on June 21, 2023

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on June 19, 2023

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on June 14, 2023

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Bakari (Guest) on June 12, 2023

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 4, 2023

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Zakaria (Guest) on May 16, 2023

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Shabani (Guest) on May 1, 2023

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on April 17, 2023

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Maimuna (Guest) on April 7, 2023

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Jabir (Guest) on April 4, 2023

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Francis Njeru (Guest) on March 29, 2023

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 22, 2023

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on March 17, 2023

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Hashim (Guest) on March 14, 2023

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Sharifa (Guest) on March 9, 2023

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

George Ndungu (Guest) on March 4, 2023

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Nyota (Guest) on March 4, 2023

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

John Mwangi (Guest) on February 28, 2023

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Nuru (Guest) on February 27, 2023

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on February 17, 2023

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Chris Okello (Guest) on February 15, 2023

😁 This just made my day!

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on February 15, 2023

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on February 12, 2023

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on February 11, 2023

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on February 1, 2023

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

David Nyerere (Guest) on January 29, 2023

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on January 13, 2023

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Saidi (Guest) on January 9, 2023

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on January 8, 2023

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Fadhila (Guest) on December 31, 2022

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on December 30, 2022

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Bakari (Guest) on December 26, 2022

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Martin Otieno (Guest) on November 22, 2022

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Martin Otieno (Guest) on November 20, 2022

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Latifa (Guest) on November 6, 2022

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Hekima (Guest) on November 2, 2022

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭