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Why do Marxists like fruit infusions?
Date: July 3, 2023
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
Short Answer: Because they believe in the power of class-TEA-cation! π΅π
Explanation: Marxists believe in the redistribution of wealth and resources to create a more equal society. Similarly, fruit infusions involve extracting the flavors and essences from fruits into a beverage, creating a harmonious blend. So, the joke here is that Marxists enjoy fruit infusions because it symbolizes their belief in blending different social classes together to achieve a balanced and fair society. And of course, the pun on "class-TEA-cation" adds a touch of humor! ππππππ΅
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