Why is it not a good idea to try to trick a snake?

Ndoto (Guest) on August 27, 2023

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on August 24, 2023

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on August 15, 2023

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on August 14, 2023

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Irene Akoth (Guest) on August 13, 2023

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on August 5, 2023

😆 Totally hilarious!

Chris Okello (Guest) on August 4, 2023

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Rahma (Guest) on July 17, 2023

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on July 12, 2023

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on June 24, 2023

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Shamsa (Guest) on June 23, 2023

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Wande (Guest) on June 20, 2023

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on June 3, 2023

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Mwakisu (Guest) on May 29, 2023

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Henry Mollel (Guest) on May 24, 2023

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Martin Otieno (Guest) on May 13, 2023

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on May 12, 2023

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on May 11, 2023

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Peter Mbise (Guest) on April 30, 2023

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on April 29, 2023

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Sofia (Guest) on April 27, 2023

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Mwakisu (Guest) on April 20, 2023

😁 This just made my day!

Warda (Guest) on April 6, 2023

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on April 6, 2023

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Mwanaidi (Guest) on March 29, 2023

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on March 29, 2023

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

John Mushi (Guest) on March 29, 2023

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Warda (Guest) on March 27, 2023

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Monica Lissu (Guest) on March 19, 2023

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on March 18, 2023

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Saidi (Guest) on March 16, 2023

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Mohamed (Guest) on March 11, 2023

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Joy Wacera (Guest) on March 9, 2023

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Grace Mligo (Guest) on March 5, 2023

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on February 27, 2023

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Samuel Were (Guest) on February 27, 2023

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Selemani (Guest) on February 25, 2023

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Issack (Guest) on February 25, 2023

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on February 21, 2023

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Sofia (Guest) on February 7, 2023

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Juma (Guest) on January 30, 2023

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Leila (Guest) on January 25, 2023

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Rashid (Guest) on January 24, 2023

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on January 21, 2023

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Hamida (Guest) on January 21, 2023

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on January 12, 2023

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on January 10, 2023

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Anna Mchome (Guest) on December 27, 2022

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on December 14, 2022

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Rashid (Guest) on November 28, 2022

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Neema (Guest) on November 26, 2022

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Ibrahim (Guest) on November 20, 2022

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Chiku (Guest) on November 16, 2022

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on November 15, 2022

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on November 13, 2022

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Nancy Komba (Guest) on November 13, 2022

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Jaffar (Guest) on November 12, 2022

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on November 9, 2022

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Tabu (Guest) on November 6, 2022

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Charles Mchome (Guest) on November 6, 2022

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️