Why couldn’t the turkey eat dessert?

Zakia (Guest) on October 4, 2023

🤣 This one’s fire!

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on September 30, 2023

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Habiba (Guest) on September 20, 2023

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on September 15, 2023

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

John Malisa (Guest) on September 11, 2023

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Fadhila (Guest) on September 8, 2023

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Yusra (Guest) on September 7, 2023

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Grace Mligo (Guest) on September 1, 2023

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Moses Mwita (Guest) on August 18, 2023

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Mwanais (Guest) on August 8, 2023

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Grace Mushi (Guest) on August 8, 2023

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Grace Minja (Guest) on August 4, 2023

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on July 29, 2023

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

John Mushi (Guest) on July 24, 2023

😆 I’m dying over here!

Mchawi (Guest) on July 12, 2023

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on July 10, 2023

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Ahmed (Guest) on July 6, 2023

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

John Kamande (Guest) on June 29, 2023

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Kiza (Guest) on June 27, 2023

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on June 27, 2023

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on June 23, 2023

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Rahim (Guest) on June 21, 2023

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Arifa (Guest) on June 3, 2023

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Habiba (Guest) on June 2, 2023

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

James Mduma (Guest) on May 29, 2023

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on May 24, 2023

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on April 8, 2023

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Biashara (Guest) on April 8, 2023

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on April 6, 2023

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on March 29, 2023

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Halimah (Guest) on March 29, 2023

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Baraka (Guest) on March 26, 2023

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Kheri (Guest) on March 19, 2023

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on March 17, 2023

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on March 11, 2023

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Mashaka (Guest) on March 5, 2023

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on February 19, 2023

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Latifa (Guest) on February 14, 2023

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on February 8, 2023

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on January 22, 2023

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Kheri (Guest) on January 7, 2023

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Nora Kidata (Guest) on January 3, 2023

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on December 24, 2022

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on December 4, 2022

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Mary Kendi (Guest) on December 2, 2022

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on November 27, 2022

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on November 8, 2022

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on October 29, 2022

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Jane Muthui (Guest) on October 27, 2022

😄 Too good!

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on October 20, 2022

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Sultan (Guest) on October 16, 2022

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Sharifa (Guest) on October 12, 2022

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on October 7, 2022

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

John Mwangi (Guest) on September 27, 2022

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on September 26, 2022

🤣 This joke is too good!

Ann Awino (Guest) on September 24, 2022

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Mwanahawa (Guest) on September 24, 2022

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on September 20, 2022

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on August 27, 2022

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Zulekha (Guest) on August 24, 2022

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷