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Misemo 10 bora ya kuchekesha itakayokuacha mdomo wazi

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1. Mwanaume hata awe bahili vipi, hawezi kumpa mwanamke mimba nusu.





2. Hata uwe na magari mangapi chooni utaenda kwa miguu.





3. Kama ubinadamu kazi mbona hatupewi mishahara?





4. Ukichanganya wali na choroko unapata mseto, lakini hautibu malaria.





5. Hata njiwa nae ana makinda, lakini hawezi kuwa spika wa Bunge.





6. Hata uwe na haraka vipi kwenda Zenj, huwezi kupanda Jahazi ya Yusuph Mzee.





7. Umeme hauna kiuno lakini unaongoza kwa kukatika.





8. Hata uwe kauzu vipi, huwezi kujamba wakati unatongoza.





9. Hata uwe na imani kali vipi, huwezi kusali wakati unafanya mapenzi.





10. Hata kizibo ni mfuniko lakini hauwezi
kufunika sufuria.


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Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida zangu! 😂😅

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Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha! 😊😂

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Joyce Mussa (Guest) on September 29, 2023

Hii joke ni ya kufurahisha! 🤣🤣

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🤣 Hii kichekesho ni nzuri sana!

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Kweli ni jokes za ukweli! 👏😆

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on July 8, 2023

Hii imenipa kicheko cha siku! 😊😆

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on June 30, 2023

Hii kichekesho imebadilisha kabisa hali yangu! 😃

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on June 8, 2023

Nilikuwa na siku mbaya hadi niliposoma hii! 😅

David Sokoine (Guest) on May 22, 2023

Nitaeleza hii kwa marafiki zangu bila shaka! 😄

Nuru (Guest) on May 18, 2023

😂 Nitaiiba hii bila shaka!

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Nimecheka hadi mbavu zinauma 😂😂

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😆😂😊

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on April 10, 2023

Wow, hii kichekesho ni mshindi kamili! 🏆

Kheri (Guest) on March 19, 2023

😂 Siwezi kusubiri kushiriki hii!

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🤣 Hiyo twist mwishoni, ingawa!

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Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha kila siku! 😆😄

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Hii ni kali! Itaingia kwenye vipendwa vyangu! 😄

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Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida zangu! 😊😅

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😃 Hii imenichekesha kwa sauti kweli!

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on December 16, 2022

Hii ni kali kabisa! Siwezi kushiba! 😂

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Nilihitaji kicheko hiki, asante kwa kushiriki! 😅

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on November 21, 2022

😂 Hii kichekesho imenifurahisha siku nzima!

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Hii ni joke ya ukweli kabisa! 😂🤣

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Hii ni bomba sana! 🤣👍

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😆 Bado nacheka!

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Hii imenikumbusha enzi zile! 😅😂

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Hii kichekesho inastahili tuzo! 🏆

George Wanjala (Guest) on August 2, 2022

Nimefurahia hii sana! 😆😊

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Hii ni joke ya kipekee sana! 😊👏

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Nimecheka hadi nimepata furaha! 😊😆

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😂 Hii ni kali sana!

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Nimecheka hadi nina furaha sana! 🤣😊

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on April 5, 2022

🤣 Hii imenigonga vizuri!

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on March 28, 2022

Hii imenibamba sana! 😅🤣

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on March 5, 2022

🤣 Kichekesho bora kabisa!

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on February 23, 2022

Nimeipenda hii joke! 😄😂

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on February 16, 2022

🤣 Hiyo punchline ilikuwa haikutarajiwa!

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Hii imenifurahisha hadi nacheka kwa sauti! 🤣😂

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Mary Kendi (Guest) on October 18, 2021

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Grace Mushi (Guest) on October 16, 2021

Hii imenikumbusha kicheko cha zamani! 😂😅

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