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Alichojibu dalali baada ya kufumwa na mke wa mtu ndani ya nyumba ya kupanga

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Dalali aliwatafutia jamaa chumba Buguruni karibu na reli, nyumba nzuri sana. Jamaa na mkewe wakahamia kwa furaha, lakini furaha yao iliisha walipokuja gudundua nyumba ile iko karibu mno na reli treni ikipita mpaka kitanda kinacheza.

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