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Kali za leo: Misemo ya kuchekesha na kuvunja mbavu

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1. Ati wee ni m-black mpaka ukiingia kwa dinga(gari), dirisha zinakuwa tinted!

2. Kwenu kuchafu mpaka mende zinatema mate.

3. Vile wewe mfupi, ukipiga picha ya passport inatokea full.

4. Ati(house) yenu ina gate lakini hakuna fence.

5. Baba alienda ku buy ngombe akaona ikikojoa akasema sitaki hiyo imetoboka.

6.Wee mblack mpaka ukikutana na mzungu afternoon anakusalimia: Good evening.

7. Mko wengi kwa house mpaka kuna rush hours na kukinyesha kunakuwa na jam.

8. Paka yenu noma mpaka ikishika panya inaomba chumvi, fork na pilipili.

9. We ni mrefu mpaka ukikunywa maziwa inafika kwa tumbo ikiwa mgando.

10.Wewe ni mweusi ukikanyanga makaa unawacha footprint nyeusi.

11. Kwenyu mkikunywa maji mnaitisha toothpick

12. We ni mbishi hadi ulikataa kuzaliwa uchi

13. Kwenu kuna insecurity ikifika usiku hadi geti mnaingiza ndani

14. Kwenu ni wengi sana hadi mmeweka round about ndani.

15. Wewe ni mlafi hadi maji uliyochemshia mayai unayafanya supu.

16. We ni mjinga sana hadi blood test ulifeli.

17. Una chogo refu hadi ukigeuka haraka unaweza kuliona.

18. Una kichwa kikubwa hadi ukiingia kwenye daladala konda anakwambia "abiria usiingie na mizigo, tunaweka juu kwenye carrier

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Elijah Mutua (Guest) on July 20, 2023

Hii ni ya maana sana! 😂👌

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on July 11, 2023

😆 Bado nacheka, siwezi kuacha!

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on July 3, 2023

Kweli mna ucheshi wa kipekee! 😂🤣

Amani (Guest) on May 25, 2023

😁 Kicheko bora ya siku!

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on May 12, 2023

😃 Hii imenichekesha kwa sauti kweli!

Victor Kamau (Guest) on May 11, 2023

Nilikuwa na siku mbaya hadi niliposoma hii! 😅

Victor Kimario (Guest) on May 8, 2023

😁 Hakika hii ni kichekesho changu kipya!

Chiku (Guest) on May 7, 2023

😆 Naihifadhi hii!

Khamis (Guest) on April 10, 2023

😅 Nilihitaji kicheko hicho!

Alice Mrema (Guest) on March 7, 2023

Hii imenifurahisha hadi ninacheka kwa sauti! 😄😅

Henry Mollel (Guest) on March 4, 2023

Hii ni joke ya kipekee sana! 😂👏

Irene Makena (Guest) on February 24, 2023

Lazima niihifadhi hii, ni kichekesho kali sana! 😆

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on January 21, 2023

😅 Bado ninacheka!

Alice Mrema (Guest) on December 28, 2022

🤣 Ninashiriki hii sasa hivi!

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on November 25, 2022

Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida zangu! 🤣😆

Anna Malela (Guest) on November 9, 2022

😆 Ninakufa hapa!

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on October 31, 2022

Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida zangu! 😂😅

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on October 22, 2022

Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha sana! 😂👏

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on October 4, 2022

Kweli mnajua kuchekesha! 😂😂

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on September 29, 2022

😅😂😄

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on September 22, 2022

🤣 Hii imenigonga vizuri!

John Mwangi (Guest) on July 14, 2022

😅 Nilihitaji hii!

David Kawawa (Guest) on July 10, 2022

Hizi jokes ni za ukweli! 😆👍

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on July 5, 2022

Hii ni kali sana! 😂🤣

Amina (Guest) on June 24, 2022

🤣 Ninashiriki hii na kila mtu!

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on June 21, 2022

Hii imenifurahisha hadi nacheka kwa sauti! 🤣😂

Mwanaidi (Guest) on June 12, 2022

😂 Ninaihifadhi hii!

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on June 11, 2022

Hii imenibamba sana! 😂😅

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 11, 2022

Hii imenikuna sana! 😆😅

Jane Malecela (Guest) on May 30, 2022

Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha kila siku! 😆😄

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on May 13, 2022

Hii ni joke ya maana sana! 😂👌

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on April 9, 2022

Hii imenifurahisha hadi nacheka kwa sauti! 🤣😅

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on March 7, 2022

Bado nacheka, hiyo ilikuwa nzuri sana! 🤣

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on March 2, 2022

😄 Kali sana!

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on December 14, 2021

Mna talent ya jokes! 👏😂

Peter Otieno (Guest) on December 9, 2021

Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida zangu! 😅😊

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on November 27, 2021

😂 Siwezi kuacha kucheka!

Violet Mumo (Guest) on November 25, 2021

Hii imenichekesha sana! 🤣😆

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on November 25, 2021

Hii ni joke ya kipekee! 🤣👌

Anna Sumari (Guest) on October 25, 2021

😆 Bado nacheka!

Martin Otieno (Guest) on October 22, 2021

😄 Umeimaliza kabisa!

Sofia (Guest) on October 19, 2021

🤣 Hii imewaka moto!

Linda Karimi (Guest) on October 12, 2021

👏🤣😆😂

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on October 5, 2021

Nimecheka hadi machozi yanatoka! 🤣😭

Mwanaisha (Guest) on September 19, 2021

🤣 Hii imenifanya siku yangu iwe bora kabisa!

Mustafa (Guest) on September 14, 2021

Siwezi kusubiri kuieleza kwenye sherehe yangu inayofuata! 🎉

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on September 7, 2021

Kweli mna ucheshi! 😂🤣

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on July 27, 2021

😄 Umeshinda mtandao leo!

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on May 19, 2021

Kweli mna ucheshi wa hali ya juu sana! 👏😆

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on May 12, 2021

Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha kila siku! 😊😂

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on April 30, 2021

Kweli mna ucheshi wa kipekee sana! 😄😂

Anna Mchome (Guest) on April 25, 2021

Nitaeleza hii kwa marafiki zangu bila shaka! 😄

James Mduma (Guest) on April 21, 2021

Nimecheka hadi machozi yanatoka! 🤣😭

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 15, 2021

Hizi jokes zinanifanya nicheke kila siku! 😄😆

Victor Kamau (Guest) on April 2, 2021

Umeimaliza kabisa, kichekesho gani! 😄

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on March 17, 2021

Hii kichekesho imebadilisha kabisa hali yangu! 😃

Grace Minja (Guest) on February 20, 2021

🤣🤣😂

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on February 7, 2021

😂 Ninashiriki mara moja!

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on January 20, 2021

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