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BREAKING NEWS!!! Nyoka wa ajabu agundulika

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HABARI MPASUKO..

jana katika taasisi ya wanyama pori ya Nat Geo ilitangazwa kuwa ametokea Nyoka hatar san Ambaye hajawah kutokea duniania.. wanadai kwamba nyoka huyo anaongezeka ulrefu wa 0.5sm kila akila chakula na huwa anakula chakula kuanzia sekunde 30 kurudi nyuma.. mpaka sasa hakuna siraha ya kuweza kumuua nyoka huyo isipokuwa akiji uma mwenye ndo anaweza kufa, wanasayansi hao walieleza japo uchunguz zaid bado unaendelea… huyu ni nyoka anayeua kuliko nyoka wote waliowah kutokea katika historia ya maisha ya mwanadam..

nyoka huyu hupatikana katika simu pekee za nokia toch katika sehem ya game inaitwa snake xenzia..

asanteni kwa kufurah na umakin mkubwa katika usomaji wa matini hii…

haya ni mambo ya wikiend jaman na iwe njema kwenu wote

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