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Mzunguko wa elimu kiafrikaafrika
Date: March 17, 2022
Author: SW - Melkisedeck Shine
01.👉 Wale wanafunzi walioongoza Mashuleni, wanaenda kwenye Engineering na Medical school.
02.👉 Wale waliokuwa wa pili, wanachukua MBA na LLB na kuja kuwa Mameneja wa wanafunzi walioshika nafasi ya kwanza.
03.👉 Wale waliokuwa wa tatu, wanageukia Siasa na kuwaongoza wote hapo juu. Yaani wa kwanza na wa pili.
04.👉 Wale waliofeli, wanaenda Jeshi, hawa wakigoma, basi hao wa juu wote hawana raha.
05.👉 Wale waliopata Zero na waliokataa shule wanakuwa waganga wa kienyeji, wote hapo juu watamtafuta huyu, pale mambo yao yanapokwenda kombo. Tuache kudharauliana, kila mtu ni boss akiwa kwenye nafasi yake. 😂😂😂😂😉😆😆😆🏃🏃😜😜😜😜😜
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