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Kilichotokea baada ya kumdanganya mchungaji wangu

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Jumapili baada ya kutoka KANISANI, Pastor akaona simu yangu niliyonunua LAKI 5,akaniuliza hiyo simu umenunua Bei gani?

Kwakuwa natoaga sadaka kidogo,na ZAKA ndo sijawahi kutoa,Nikamjibu nimenunua JANA,ELFU 50, akanipa LAKI MOJA,nikanunue mbili,yake na ya mke wake. Sa najaribu kumuuliza Mungu,kwanini kaamua kuniadhibu mbele ya mchungaji bila hata kunionya!

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