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Majibu ya mkato ya kuchekesha Kutoka Kenya

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Njeri:Β Roysambu ni ngapi?
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Makanga:Β Kwani hao wawili wenye wamekaa hapo ndani ni ng’ombe?

Man:Β Wekeni nyimbo za Yesu tafadhali.
Makanga:Β Yesu bado hajatoa album. Akitoa tutaeka.

Mwikali:Β Excuse me conda…gari za Mwingi zinapandiwa wapi?
Makanga:Β Ziliacha kupandwa juu hazimei.

Man:Β Kwani mwisho wa gari ni wapi?
Makanga:Β Mwisho ni hapo penye number plate iko.

Karis:Β Ruaka ni how much?
Makanga:Β Sijaskia Ruaka ikiuzwa. But nikiskia nitakwambia.

Passenger:Β Shukisha dere.
Makanga:Β Tukishukisha dere utaendesha gari?

Johnny:Β Maze, hii gari iko na joto sana.
Makanga:Β Basi shuka upande fridge

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Mjaka (Guest) on October 18, 2019

Hii ni aina ya kichekesho usichosahau! πŸ˜‚

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on October 13, 2019

Kweli mna kipaji cha ucheshi! πŸ‘πŸ˜†

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on September 20, 2019

Hii ni joke ya kipekee sana! πŸ˜ŠπŸ‘

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on September 16, 2019

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Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on August 27, 2019

πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜Š

Issack (Guest) on August 17, 2019

Wow, hizi kichekesho ni dhahabu kabisa! πŸ’°

Susan Wangari (Guest) on July 29, 2019

Hii ni ya kufurahisha! πŸ˜„πŸ˜…

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on July 15, 2019

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Victor Malima (Guest) on July 6, 2019

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Francis Mtangi (Guest) on June 24, 2019

Nimeipenda hii joke! πŸ˜„πŸ˜‚

Ndoto (Guest) on June 24, 2019

πŸ˜„ Umeimaliza kabisa!

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on June 21, 2019

Hizi jokes ni za ukweli! πŸ˜†πŸ‘

Victor Kimario (Guest) on June 11, 2019

Hii imenigonga vizuri, punchline gani! πŸ˜†

Victor Malima (Guest) on June 2, 2019

Hii imenipa furaha ya siku! πŸ˜†πŸ‘Œ

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on May 28, 2019

πŸ˜… Ilibidi nishiriki hii na kila mtu!

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on May 24, 2019

Nimefurahia hii sana! πŸ˜†πŸ˜Š

Umi (Guest) on May 24, 2019

Hii kichekesho imenifurahisha sanaβ€”imebamba! 🀣

Anna Sumari (Guest) on April 26, 2019

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Francis Njeru (Guest) on April 4, 2019

Hii imenichekesha sana! πŸ˜„πŸ˜‚

Mzee (Guest) on March 31, 2019

Wow, hii kichekesho ni mshindi kamili! πŸ†

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on March 22, 2019

Lazima niihifadhi hii, ni kichekesho kali sana! πŸ˜†

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on March 17, 2019

Hii imenifurahisha sana! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜…

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Charles Mboje (Guest) on December 23, 2018

Nilihitaji kicheko hiki, asante kwa kushiriki! πŸ˜…

Hekima (Guest) on November 22, 2018

πŸ˜‚ Siwezi kuacha kucheka na hii!

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on November 14, 2018

πŸ˜‚ Nimeipenda kabisa hii!

Baridi (Guest) on November 14, 2018

πŸ˜ƒ Hali imeboreshwa papo hapo!

Zakaria (Guest) on November 6, 2018

πŸ˜‚ Hii kichekesho imenifurahisha siku nzima!

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on October 30, 2018

πŸ˜ƒ Hii imenichekesha kwa sauti kweli!

Mchuma (Guest) on October 10, 2018

πŸ˜‚ Ninashiriki mara moja!

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on September 28, 2018

😁 Hii imenifanya siku yangu iwe bora!

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on September 22, 2018

Hii ni ya maana sana! πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ

Charles Mchome (Guest) on September 18, 2018

Hii imenipa kicheko cha siku! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜†

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on August 19, 2018

🀣 Hii imenigonga vizuri!

Ann Wambui (Guest) on August 1, 2018

😁 Kicheko bora ya siku!

Grace Mligo (Guest) on July 26, 2018

Hii imenipa kicheko cha siku! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on July 21, 2018

Siwezi kuamini jinsi hii ni kichekesho! πŸ˜‚

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on July 13, 2018

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Janet Sumari (Guest) on June 10, 2018

Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida zangu! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜…

Moses Mwita (Guest) on May 26, 2018

πŸ˜‚ Siwezi kusubiri kushiriki hii!

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on April 18, 2018

Hii imenipa furaha ya siku! πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

Mwajuma (Guest) on April 8, 2018

🀣 Ninashiriki hii na kila mtu!

Samuel Were (Guest) on March 23, 2018

πŸ˜‚ Kali sana!

Ann Wambui (Guest) on March 15, 2018

Kweli mna ucheshi wa kipekee! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on March 4, 2018

Hii joke imenikumbusha enzi zile! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on February 26, 2018

Umetisha! πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜‚

Mwajabu (Guest) on February 24, 2018

πŸ˜„ Siwezi hata kupumua, ni kichekesho sana!

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on February 14, 2018

Hii imenifurahisha kweli! πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on February 1, 2018

Hii imenifurahisha hadi nacheka kwa sauti! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

George Mallya (Guest) on January 3, 2018

πŸ˜† Ninacheka sana sasa hivi!

Alice Jebet (Guest) on January 2, 2018

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Joyce Aoko (Guest) on December 28, 2017

😁 Imeongezwa kwenye vipendwa!

David Kawawa (Guest) on December 22, 2017

πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚πŸ˜…πŸ‘

Zubeida (Guest) on November 13, 2017

Asante Ackyshine

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on October 9, 2017

Hii imenikuna sana! πŸ˜†πŸ˜…

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on October 1, 2017

Hii kichekesho ilikuwa bora! Nimeipenda! 🎯

Kazija (Guest) on September 1, 2017

🀣 Hii kichekesho ni nzuri sana!

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on August 6, 2017

πŸ˜† Naihifadhi hii!

Sarah Karani (Guest) on July 1, 2017

πŸ˜‚ Hii ni kali sana!

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