If a butcher wears a size XL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh?

Amir (Guest) on September 14, 2022

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Bahati (Guest) on September 3, 2022

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Zuhura (Guest) on August 15, 2022

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Linda Karimi (Guest) on August 12, 2022

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Fadhila (Guest) on August 3, 2022

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on July 30, 2022

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on July 24, 2022

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on July 5, 2022

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on June 28, 2022

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Kijakazi (Guest) on June 25, 2022

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Sarafina (Guest) on June 24, 2022

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Mary Kidata (Guest) on June 23, 2022

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on June 14, 2022

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Ahmed (Guest) on June 13, 2022

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on June 9, 2022

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on June 4, 2022

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on June 2, 2022

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on May 22, 2022

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Ndoto (Guest) on May 11, 2022

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Rahma (Guest) on May 8, 2022

😆 That punchline!

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on April 29, 2022

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Nancy Komba (Guest) on April 27, 2022

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Jane Muthui (Guest) on April 20, 2022

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Kevin Maina (Guest) on March 31, 2022

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Mchuma (Guest) on March 28, 2022

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Nancy Komba (Guest) on March 27, 2022

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on March 24, 2022

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Anna Mchome (Guest) on March 22, 2022

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on March 6, 2022

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Umi (Guest) on February 20, 2022

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on February 15, 2022

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Victor Kamau (Guest) on February 10, 2022

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on January 31, 2022

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Victor Kamau (Guest) on January 29, 2022

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Fadhili (Guest) on January 22, 2022

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Victor Kimario (Guest) on January 16, 2022

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on January 12, 2022

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Zakaria (Guest) on January 4, 2022

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on December 26, 2021

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Samuel Were (Guest) on December 26, 2021

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Asha (Guest) on December 17, 2021

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on December 16, 2021

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Violet Mumo (Guest) on December 14, 2021

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on December 13, 2021

🤣 This one’s fire!

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on December 11, 2021

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Jane Malecela (Guest) on December 3, 2021

😅 I needed that laugh!

John Mwangi (Guest) on November 30, 2021

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on November 30, 2021

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Nasra (Guest) on November 26, 2021

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Ann Awino (Guest) on November 21, 2021

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Amani (Guest) on November 14, 2021

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

John Mushi (Guest) on November 11, 2021

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Shamsa (Guest) on November 11, 2021

😁 Added to my favorites!

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on October 26, 2021

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Salum (Guest) on October 11, 2021

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Hekima (Guest) on October 9, 2021

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on October 8, 2021

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Rubea (Guest) on October 7, 2021

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on September 25, 2021

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Mwanais (Guest) on September 21, 2021

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃