What did the calculator say to the other calculator on Valentine’s Day?

Rashid (Guest) on October 15, 2022

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Hassan (Guest) on October 8, 2022

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on October 2, 2022

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Khadija (Guest) on October 1, 2022

😄 You got me!

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on September 29, 2022

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on September 28, 2022

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Peter Mbise (Guest) on September 27, 2022

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Nashon (Guest) on September 9, 2022

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on September 5, 2022

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Ann Awino (Guest) on September 3, 2022

😁 This just made my day!

Arifa (Guest) on August 29, 2022

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on August 24, 2022

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

John Lissu (Guest) on August 20, 2022

🤣 This joke is too good!

Alice Mrema (Guest) on August 17, 2022

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on August 10, 2022

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on August 8, 2022

😂 This is a keeper!

Faiza (Guest) on July 31, 2022

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on July 31, 2022

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on July 25, 2022

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on July 21, 2022

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

George Wanjala (Guest) on July 6, 2022

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Khamis (Guest) on July 5, 2022

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

George Wanjala (Guest) on July 2, 2022

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on June 22, 2022

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Charles Mchome (Guest) on June 14, 2022

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Amir (Guest) on June 11, 2022

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Anna Mchome (Guest) on June 6, 2022

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Mary Mrope (Guest) on June 2, 2022

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on May 30, 2022

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Mwafirika (Guest) on May 15, 2022

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Khatib (Guest) on May 10, 2022

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on May 8, 2022

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Alice Jebet (Guest) on May 4, 2022

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on April 29, 2022

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 24, 2022

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on April 21, 2022

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Zulekha (Guest) on April 1, 2022

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

David Nyerere (Guest) on March 29, 2022

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Charles Mchome (Guest) on March 10, 2022

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Jane Muthui (Guest) on March 5, 2022

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on February 22, 2022

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Halima (Guest) on February 3, 2022

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Joy Wacera (Guest) on January 30, 2022

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Abdullah (Guest) on January 26, 2022

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on January 14, 2022

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Jamal (Guest) on January 14, 2022

😆 Bookmarking this!

Grace Minja (Guest) on January 4, 2022

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on January 1, 2022

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on December 22, 2021

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on December 19, 2021

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on December 15, 2021

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Leila (Guest) on December 11, 2021

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Salma (Guest) on December 11, 2021

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Saidi (Guest) on December 9, 2021

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Frank Macha (Guest) on November 30, 2021

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Majid (Guest) on November 26, 2021

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on November 24, 2021

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

John Lissu (Guest) on November 19, 2021

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on November 16, 2021

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Monica Lissu (Guest) on November 14, 2021

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻