What did the paper clip say to the magnet?

Sharifa (Guest) on September 18, 2022

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Irene Makena (Guest) on September 16, 2022

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on September 12, 2022

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Alice Jebet (Guest) on August 30, 2022

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Josephine (Guest) on August 22, 2022

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Nahida (Guest) on August 20, 2022

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on August 18, 2022

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Kassim (Guest) on August 15, 2022

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Kazija (Guest) on August 12, 2022

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on July 15, 2022

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Abdillah (Guest) on June 17, 2022

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on June 10, 2022

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Mwagonda (Guest) on May 26, 2022

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Sofia (Guest) on May 22, 2022

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on May 21, 2022

Thanks Ackyshine

Diana Mallya (Guest) on May 6, 2022

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Majid (Guest) on May 2, 2022

😂 I’m dying!

Rose Waithera (Guest) on April 23, 2022

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Selemani (Guest) on April 17, 2022

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Grace Minja (Guest) on April 15, 2022

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on March 22, 2022

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on March 17, 2022

😂 This joke just made my day!

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on March 15, 2022

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on March 9, 2022

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on March 7, 2022

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on March 4, 2022

😂 Gotta save this!

Mwanais (Guest) on February 26, 2022

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Nassor (Guest) on February 11, 2022

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on February 8, 2022

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Nyota (Guest) on February 3, 2022

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Fadhila (Guest) on February 2, 2022

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on January 19, 2022

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on January 16, 2022

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on January 15, 2022

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Juma (Guest) on January 14, 2022

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Nasra (Guest) on January 8, 2022

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Farida (Guest) on December 25, 2021

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Mwanajuma (Guest) on December 14, 2021

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Diana Mallya (Guest) on November 27, 2021

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

James Kawawa (Guest) on November 24, 2021

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on November 19, 2021

😅 I needed that laugh!

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on November 17, 2021

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Irene Makena (Guest) on November 16, 2021

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on November 7, 2021

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Nassar (Guest) on October 30, 2021

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Safiya (Guest) on October 28, 2021

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Jafari (Guest) on October 23, 2021

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Habiba (Guest) on October 20, 2021

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Grace Mushi (Guest) on October 17, 2021

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Mwanaidi (Guest) on October 5, 2021

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Issa (Guest) on September 30, 2021

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Salum (Guest) on September 10, 2021

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on September 10, 2021

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Francis Mrope (Guest) on September 7, 2021

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Mwagonda (Guest) on September 1, 2021

😂 This is too funny!

Rashid (Guest) on August 30, 2021

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Sumaya (Guest) on August 21, 2021

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Joy Wacera (Guest) on August 12, 2021

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on July 31, 2021

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Rukia (Guest) on July 28, 2021

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴