What did the paper say to encourage the pencil?

Farida (Guest) on October 12, 2022

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Jafari (Guest) on October 12, 2022

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on October 11, 2022

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Francis Njeru (Guest) on October 5, 2022

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Nuru (Guest) on September 19, 2022

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Charles Wafula (Guest) on September 6, 2022

😂 So funny!

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on September 4, 2022

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on August 19, 2022

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Zulekha (Guest) on August 16, 2022

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on August 12, 2022

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Daniel Obura (Guest) on August 8, 2022

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Jabir (Guest) on August 5, 2022

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Mustafa (Guest) on July 30, 2022

😅 I’m still laughing!

Nahida (Guest) on July 20, 2022

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Bahati (Guest) on July 19, 2022

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on July 13, 2022

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Rahma (Guest) on July 12, 2022

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on July 7, 2022

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on July 7, 2022

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Fadhili (Guest) on June 30, 2022

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Patrick Akech (Guest) on June 26, 2022

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Nyota (Guest) on June 24, 2022

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Majid (Guest) on June 13, 2022

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on June 4, 2022

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Diana Mallya (Guest) on June 2, 2022

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Mwanajuma (Guest) on June 1, 2022

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Charles Mrope (Guest) on May 23, 2022

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Abubakari (Guest) on May 22, 2022

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Henry Mollel (Guest) on May 22, 2022

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Rahim (Guest) on May 14, 2022

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Arifa (Guest) on May 9, 2022

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Halima (Guest) on May 9, 2022

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on May 8, 2022

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Zainab (Guest) on April 28, 2022

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on April 26, 2022

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Shukuru (Guest) on April 24, 2022

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 22, 2022

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on April 20, 2022

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

David Chacha (Guest) on April 19, 2022

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on April 16, 2022

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Ann Wambui (Guest) on April 14, 2022

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on April 13, 2022

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Neema (Guest) on April 13, 2022

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on April 6, 2022

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Hashim (Guest) on March 8, 2022

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on February 27, 2022

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Charles Mboje (Guest) on February 18, 2022

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Mzee (Guest) on February 12, 2022

😆 I’m dying over here!

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on February 6, 2022

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

David Chacha (Guest) on February 3, 2022

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on January 27, 2022

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Baraka (Guest) on January 25, 2022

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Abubakari (Guest) on January 13, 2022

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Janet Sumari (Guest) on January 12, 2022

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

George Wanjala (Guest) on January 9, 2022

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Nassor (Guest) on January 7, 2022

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on January 4, 2022

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Irene Makena (Guest) on January 1, 2022

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Halimah (Guest) on December 17, 2021

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on December 11, 2021

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅