What did the snowman have for breakfast?

Shani (Guest) on August 29, 2022

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on August 23, 2022

🤣 This one’s fire!

Mwanajuma (Guest) on August 15, 2022

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on August 10, 2022

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 6, 2022

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 3, 2022

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Salma (Guest) on July 28, 2022

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Abubakar (Guest) on July 18, 2022

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Rukia (Guest) on July 15, 2022

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Jane Malecela (Guest) on July 13, 2022

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on July 6, 2022

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on July 4, 2022

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on July 1, 2022

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Chiku (Guest) on June 25, 2022

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on June 20, 2022

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on June 17, 2022

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

James Malima (Guest) on June 9, 2022

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on June 5, 2022

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Linda Karimi (Guest) on May 26, 2022

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Anna Malela (Guest) on May 11, 2022

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Sumaya (Guest) on May 7, 2022

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on May 1, 2022

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on April 29, 2022

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Chum (Guest) on April 24, 2022

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Mary Kidata (Guest) on April 23, 2022

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

George Ndungu (Guest) on April 23, 2022

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Nasra (Guest) on April 21, 2022

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Azima (Guest) on April 19, 2022

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Juma (Guest) on April 15, 2022

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Mwagonda (Guest) on April 12, 2022

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Mwajuma (Guest) on April 11, 2022

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Raha (Guest) on April 4, 2022

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Athumani (Guest) on March 20, 2022

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Amina (Guest) on March 6, 2022

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on March 3, 2022

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Martin Otieno (Guest) on February 5, 2022

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Amani (Guest) on February 1, 2022

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Hekima (Guest) on January 31, 2022

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Mwajuma (Guest) on January 29, 2022

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on January 29, 2022

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on January 26, 2022

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on January 22, 2022

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 18, 2022

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Fikiri (Guest) on January 15, 2022

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

David Musyoka (Guest) on January 12, 2022

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on January 11, 2022

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

James Malima (Guest) on January 5, 2022

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on December 31, 2021

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Michael Onyango (Guest) on December 28, 2021

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Nassar (Guest) on December 25, 2021

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Kevin Maina (Guest) on December 22, 2021

😆 This one really got me!

Charles Mrope (Guest) on December 9, 2021

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on December 9, 2021

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

George Tenga (Guest) on December 6, 2021

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Amir (Guest) on December 3, 2021

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Daniel Obura (Guest) on November 29, 2021

😆 That punchline was epic!

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on November 25, 2021

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Muslima (Guest) on November 19, 2021

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

George Wanjala (Guest) on November 17, 2021

😁 This is gold!

Zakaria (Guest) on November 9, 2021

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞