What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Mchawi (Guest) on July 14, 2022

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Mariam (Guest) on July 14, 2022

😂 This is a keeper!

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on July 13, 2022

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on July 7, 2022

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Issa (Guest) on June 29, 2022

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on June 15, 2022

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Daudi (Guest) on June 9, 2022

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Omari (Guest) on June 7, 2022

😂 I’m dying!

Mhina (Guest) on June 3, 2022

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 19, 2022

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on May 18, 2022

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Maida (Guest) on May 14, 2022

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Omari (Guest) on May 13, 2022

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Mustafa (Guest) on May 5, 2022

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Masika (Guest) on May 3, 2022

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

James Kawawa (Guest) on April 30, 2022

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Bakari (Guest) on April 15, 2022

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Kheri (Guest) on April 12, 2022

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on April 11, 2022

🤣 This joke is too good!

Mwafirika (Guest) on March 26, 2022

😄 You got me good!

Latifa (Guest) on March 23, 2022

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

George Mallya (Guest) on March 23, 2022

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Mary Kidata (Guest) on March 20, 2022

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on March 15, 2022

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on March 11, 2022

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on March 4, 2022

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on March 4, 2022

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Safiya (Guest) on February 27, 2022

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Mwinyi (Guest) on February 22, 2022

🤣 Sending this now!

George Wanjala (Guest) on February 21, 2022

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Joy Wacera (Guest) on February 3, 2022

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Khamis (Guest) on February 2, 2022

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on January 25, 2022

😆 That punchline was epic!

Mwanaidi (Guest) on January 24, 2022

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on January 23, 2022

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Michael Onyango (Guest) on January 12, 2022

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on December 27, 2021

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Mohamed (Guest) on December 25, 2021

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Paul Kamau (Guest) on December 22, 2021

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Nasra (Guest) on December 19, 2021

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Daniel Obura (Guest) on December 13, 2021

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Rehema (Guest) on November 23, 2021

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Mwanaidha (Guest) on November 16, 2021

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on November 7, 2021

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on October 30, 2021

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Saidi (Guest) on October 29, 2021

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Faiza (Guest) on October 27, 2021

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

David Kawawa (Guest) on October 10, 2021

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on October 7, 2021

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on October 3, 2021

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on October 1, 2021

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Kassim (Guest) on September 28, 2021

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on September 26, 2021

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on September 17, 2021

😃 Instant mood boost!

Raha (Guest) on September 17, 2021

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Hassan (Guest) on September 14, 2021

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on September 9, 2021

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Victor Kimario (Guest) on August 28, 2021

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on August 23, 2021

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Mashaka (Guest) on August 18, 2021

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️