What do witches order at hotels?

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on October 23, 2022

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Amina (Guest) on October 18, 2022

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Tambwe (Guest) on October 16, 2022

😄 You got me good!

Sultan (Guest) on September 30, 2022

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on September 24, 2022

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Rabia (Guest) on August 31, 2022

😂 Sharing right away!

Peter Otieno (Guest) on August 30, 2022

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on August 27, 2022

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Paul Kamau (Guest) on August 26, 2022

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on August 22, 2022

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on August 17, 2022

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on August 14, 2022

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Irene Akoth (Guest) on August 8, 2022

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Ibrahim (Guest) on August 7, 2022

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Shamim (Guest) on August 6, 2022

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on July 29, 2022

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Monica Lissu (Guest) on July 27, 2022

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on July 26, 2022

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Sarafina (Guest) on July 26, 2022

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Mwanaidi (Guest) on July 20, 2022

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on July 12, 2022

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Victor Malima (Guest) on July 4, 2022

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Maida (Guest) on July 2, 2022

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on June 25, 2022

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on June 24, 2022

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on June 19, 2022

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Robert Okello (Guest) on June 19, 2022

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on June 15, 2022

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Athumani (Guest) on June 8, 2022

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Jamal (Guest) on May 29, 2022

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Wande (Guest) on May 25, 2022

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on May 19, 2022

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Abubakar (Guest) on May 13, 2022

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Kevin Maina (Guest) on May 2, 2022

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Raha (Guest) on April 30, 2022

Thanks Ackyshine

Jackson Makori (Guest) on April 30, 2022

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on April 24, 2022

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on April 20, 2022

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on April 14, 2022

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 6, 2022

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Linda Karimi (Guest) on March 31, 2022

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Jafari (Guest) on March 25, 2022

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Yahya (Guest) on March 6, 2022

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Khadija (Guest) on February 21, 2022

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Joy Wacera (Guest) on February 18, 2022

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Bahati (Guest) on February 14, 2022

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on February 8, 2022

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on February 3, 2022

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Brian Karanja (Guest) on January 22, 2022

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Farida (Guest) on January 19, 2022

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Sekela (Guest) on January 18, 2022

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Mwinyi (Guest) on January 13, 2022

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Moses Mwita (Guest) on January 5, 2022

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on January 1, 2022

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

James Kawawa (Guest) on December 7, 2021

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Kazija (Guest) on December 3, 2021

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Juma (Guest) on November 28, 2021

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Mariam (Guest) on November 27, 2021

😅 I needed that!

Nancy Komba (Guest) on November 14, 2021

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on November 10, 2021

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬