What do you call a pig that does karate?

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on January 19, 2023

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Bakari (Guest) on January 14, 2023

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Mwachumu (Guest) on January 13, 2023

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on January 13, 2023

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on January 3, 2023

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on December 31, 2022

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on December 22, 2022

😂 Gotta save this!

Shamim (Guest) on December 17, 2022

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on December 11, 2022

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on December 4, 2022

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Kassim (Guest) on November 27, 2022

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on November 26, 2022

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on November 20, 2022

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Kassim (Guest) on November 19, 2022

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Fadhila (Guest) on November 19, 2022

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on October 27, 2022

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on October 16, 2022

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on October 3, 2022

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Amir (Guest) on September 26, 2022

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

James Malima (Guest) on September 21, 2022

😆 Still cracking up!

Sumaya (Guest) on September 21, 2022

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Charles Wafula (Guest) on September 15, 2022

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on September 12, 2022

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Sarafina (Guest) on September 6, 2022

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Grace Mligo (Guest) on September 6, 2022

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on August 27, 2022

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Issa (Guest) on August 17, 2022

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Sumaya (Guest) on August 7, 2022

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on August 3, 2022

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Mwinyi (Guest) on July 27, 2022

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Irene Makena (Guest) on July 9, 2022

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Habiba (Guest) on July 6, 2022

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Susan Wangari (Guest) on July 3, 2022

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Abdullah (Guest) on June 16, 2022

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Alice Jebet (Guest) on June 5, 2022

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on May 27, 2022

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Mwanajuma (Guest) on May 17, 2022

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

George Wanjala (Guest) on May 3, 2022

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Yusuf (Guest) on April 27, 2022

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Kazija (Guest) on April 20, 2022

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Umi (Guest) on April 18, 2022

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Nassor (Guest) on April 17, 2022

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on April 13, 2022

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Nassor (Guest) on April 8, 2022

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Jaffar (Guest) on March 30, 2022

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Victor Kamau (Guest) on March 30, 2022

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on March 24, 2022

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Maulid (Guest) on March 22, 2022

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on March 22, 2022

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on March 21, 2022

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on March 18, 2022

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on March 13, 2022

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Ramadhan (Guest) on March 13, 2022

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on March 3, 2022

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on February 24, 2022

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Bakari (Guest) on February 22, 2022

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on February 4, 2022

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on January 27, 2022

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Chum (Guest) on January 23, 2022

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

David Kawawa (Guest) on January 14, 2022

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂