What do you do if you’re a fan of Dracula’s?

Mwachumu (Guest) on December 4, 2022

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

George Mallya (Guest) on December 3, 2022

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Tabu (Guest) on November 25, 2022

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Mwanaidha (Guest) on November 16, 2022

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on November 15, 2022

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on November 8, 2022

😆 Saving this one!

Fadhila (Guest) on November 8, 2022

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on November 4, 2022

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on November 1, 2022

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Mary Mrope (Guest) on October 26, 2022

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Charles Mchome (Guest) on October 23, 2022

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Michael Mboya (Guest) on October 17, 2022

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Kassim (Guest) on October 13, 2022

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on October 12, 2022

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Nchi (Guest) on September 29, 2022

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Rashid (Guest) on September 15, 2022

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Frank Macha (Guest) on September 13, 2022

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on September 12, 2022

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on September 3, 2022

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on August 16, 2022

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on July 8, 2022

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Nassor (Guest) on July 6, 2022

😅 I’m still laughing!

George Ndungu (Guest) on June 20, 2022

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Michael Mboya (Guest) on June 20, 2022

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Kijakazi (Guest) on June 12, 2022

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on June 11, 2022

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on June 7, 2022

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Mustafa (Guest) on May 31, 2022

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Issack (Guest) on May 28, 2022

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Mwalimu (Guest) on May 28, 2022

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on May 26, 2022

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on May 18, 2022

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Neema (Guest) on May 16, 2022

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on May 11, 2022

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Tabu (Guest) on May 10, 2022

😂 Sharing right away!

Shukuru (Guest) on April 14, 2022

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Charles Wafula (Guest) on April 5, 2022

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on April 2, 2022

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Chiku (Guest) on March 31, 2022

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on March 23, 2022

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Arifa (Guest) on March 23, 2022

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Nashon (Guest) on March 22, 2022

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Abubakar (Guest) on March 19, 2022

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Frank Macha (Guest) on March 19, 2022

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on March 16, 2022

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Selemani (Guest) on March 14, 2022

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Mwanaidha (Guest) on March 13, 2022

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Brian Karanja (Guest) on March 1, 2022

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Hawa (Guest) on March 1, 2022

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on February 26, 2022

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Frank Macha (Guest) on February 23, 2022

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Nuru (Guest) on February 22, 2022

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Peter Mbise (Guest) on February 15, 2022

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on February 7, 2022

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Charles Mchome (Guest) on February 7, 2022

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Rubea (Guest) on February 3, 2022

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 29, 2022

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Hawa (Guest) on January 17, 2022

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Patrick Akech (Guest) on January 13, 2022

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

John Lissu (Guest) on January 5, 2022

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵