What do you get if you cross a pine tree with an apple?

Alice Jebet (Guest) on December 21, 2022

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

John Lissu (Guest) on December 18, 2022

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Martin Otieno (Guest) on December 13, 2022

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on December 12, 2022

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Jackson Makori (Guest) on November 28, 2022

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on November 27, 2022

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on November 27, 2022

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on November 24, 2022

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on November 3, 2022

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Khatib (Guest) on October 30, 2022

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on October 22, 2022

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on October 21, 2022

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on October 18, 2022

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on October 8, 2022

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on October 1, 2022

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Nuru (Guest) on September 27, 2022

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Halimah (Guest) on September 18, 2022

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Maneno (Guest) on September 8, 2022

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Kheri (Guest) on August 29, 2022

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on August 18, 2022

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Ali (Guest) on August 16, 2022

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Peter Mbise (Guest) on August 9, 2022

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Mohamed (Guest) on July 17, 2022

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 17, 2022

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Michael Onyango (Guest) on July 15, 2022

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on July 15, 2022

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Paul Kamau (Guest) on July 15, 2022

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Abdullah (Guest) on July 11, 2022

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on July 6, 2022

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Ann Wambui (Guest) on June 27, 2022

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on June 24, 2022

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Mwakisu (Guest) on June 20, 2022

😃 Instant mood boost!

Rehema (Guest) on May 26, 2022

😅 I needed that!

Peter Otieno (Guest) on May 23, 2022

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on May 17, 2022

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Daniel Obura (Guest) on May 16, 2022

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on May 5, 2022

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on April 28, 2022

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Azima (Guest) on April 14, 2022

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Biashara (Guest) on April 13, 2022

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on March 22, 2022

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Patrick Akech (Guest) on March 10, 2022

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Jane Malecela (Guest) on March 5, 2022

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Abubakari (Guest) on February 18, 2022

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Janet Sumari (Guest) on January 26, 2022

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

John Mwangi (Guest) on January 18, 2022

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Yusra (Guest) on January 14, 2022

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on January 11, 2022

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on January 8, 2022

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Henry Mollel (Guest) on January 6, 2022

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Nyota (Guest) on January 3, 2022

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Abubakar (Guest) on December 30, 2021

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Jaffar (Guest) on December 12, 2021

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on November 29, 2021

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Grace Minja (Guest) on November 26, 2021

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

David Nyerere (Guest) on November 20, 2021

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Ali (Guest) on November 19, 2021

😅 I needed that laugh!

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on November 17, 2021

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Nahida (Guest) on November 12, 2021

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Daudi (Guest) on October 28, 2021

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆