What does Santa clean his sleigh with?

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on October 25, 2022

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on October 19, 2022

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Kijakazi (Guest) on October 18, 2022

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on October 14, 2022

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Saidi (Guest) on October 8, 2022

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Mwakisu (Guest) on October 7, 2022

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Jamal (Guest) on September 19, 2022

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on September 18, 2022

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Jabir (Guest) on September 10, 2022

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on September 7, 2022

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on September 1, 2022

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Rahma (Guest) on August 13, 2022

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on August 9, 2022

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Jamal (Guest) on July 25, 2022

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on July 14, 2022

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Bahati (Guest) on July 7, 2022

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on July 6, 2022

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on June 29, 2022

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on June 28, 2022

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on June 27, 2022

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on June 27, 2022

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Issa (Guest) on June 7, 2022

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on June 3, 2022

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Abubakari (Guest) on May 23, 2022

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Monica Lissu (Guest) on May 20, 2022

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on May 19, 2022

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Majid (Guest) on May 18, 2022

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on May 11, 2022

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on May 8, 2022

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on May 3, 2022

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Latifa (Guest) on April 19, 2022

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Ann Awino (Guest) on April 19, 2022

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on April 19, 2022

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Susan Wangari (Guest) on April 17, 2022

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on April 16, 2022

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on April 7, 2022

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on March 30, 2022

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Kheri (Guest) on March 29, 2022

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on March 22, 2022

🤣 This one got me good!

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on March 10, 2022

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Martin Otieno (Guest) on March 5, 2022

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

John Mushi (Guest) on March 1, 2022

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Mwanajuma (Guest) on February 25, 2022

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Jackson Makori (Guest) on February 21, 2022

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on February 4, 2022

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on February 2, 2022

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Violet Mumo (Guest) on January 31, 2022

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Rehema (Guest) on January 20, 2022

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Hekima (Guest) on January 9, 2022

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Samuel Were (Guest) on January 5, 2022

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on January 2, 2022

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Furaha (Guest) on December 22, 2021

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on December 20, 2021

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on December 19, 2021

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Mwakisu (Guest) on December 17, 2021

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Alice Mrema (Guest) on December 16, 2021

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Zubeida (Guest) on December 15, 2021

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on December 2, 2021

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on November 23, 2021

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Chum (Guest) on November 18, 2021

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴