What happened to the man who stole a calendar from the store?

Mwagonda (Guest) on February 9, 2023

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on February 4, 2023

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Mwanais (Guest) on February 1, 2023

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on January 28, 2023

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Violet Mumo (Guest) on January 24, 2023

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Mchawi (Guest) on January 20, 2023

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Neema (Guest) on January 1, 2023

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on January 1, 2023

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Sharifa (Guest) on December 15, 2022

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Nora Kidata (Guest) on December 10, 2022

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Grace Mligo (Guest) on December 10, 2022

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Tabu (Guest) on November 26, 2022

😅 I needed that!

George Wanjala (Guest) on November 9, 2022

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Ibrahim (Guest) on November 1, 2022

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Mohamed (Guest) on October 19, 2022

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Arifa (Guest) on October 9, 2022

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Bakari (Guest) on September 27, 2022

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on September 25, 2022

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on September 25, 2022

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on September 20, 2022

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Kahina (Guest) on September 15, 2022

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Maulid (Guest) on September 15, 2022

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Peter Mbise (Guest) on September 13, 2022

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on September 11, 2022

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Mwinyi (Guest) on August 30, 2022

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on August 26, 2022

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Ibrahim (Guest) on August 19, 2022

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on August 6, 2022

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Fadhili (Guest) on August 2, 2022

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Arifa (Guest) on July 27, 2022

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Selemani (Guest) on July 18, 2022

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Rashid (Guest) on July 17, 2022

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on July 13, 2022

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Zulekha (Guest) on July 4, 2022

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Zakia (Guest) on July 2, 2022

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Muslima (Guest) on June 14, 2022

😂 Sharing right away!

Mwanahawa (Guest) on June 11, 2022

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on May 26, 2022

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on May 22, 2022

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Shabani (Guest) on May 18, 2022

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on April 24, 2022

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on April 22, 2022

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Tambwe (Guest) on April 21, 2022

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on April 10, 2022

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on April 7, 2022

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on March 31, 2022

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on March 31, 2022

😄 You got me!

Azima (Guest) on March 11, 2022

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Nassar (Guest) on March 4, 2022

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on March 2, 2022

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Mazrui (Guest) on March 1, 2022

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Charles Mchome (Guest) on February 18, 2022

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Zuhura (Guest) on February 17, 2022

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on February 15, 2022

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on February 11, 2022

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Kheri (Guest) on February 4, 2022

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Anna Mchome (Guest) on January 25, 2022

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 23, 2022

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Alice Jebet (Guest) on January 17, 2022

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Kheri (Guest) on January 2, 2022

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃