Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 8, 2022

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on December 4, 2022

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Mustafa (Guest) on November 28, 2022

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Mwinyi (Guest) on November 27, 2022

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Charles Mrope (Guest) on November 23, 2022

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on November 21, 2022

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Nuru (Guest) on November 2, 2022

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Anna Malela (Guest) on October 27, 2022

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Ahmed (Guest) on October 25, 2022

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Michael Mboya (Guest) on October 24, 2022

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Michael Onyango (Guest) on October 20, 2022

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 11, 2022

😄 Too good!

Josephine (Guest) on September 29, 2022

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on September 21, 2022

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on September 20, 2022

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on September 7, 2022

😆 I’m dying over here!

Mwanajuma (Guest) on September 2, 2022

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

John Kamande (Guest) on August 17, 2022

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Mashaka (Guest) on August 13, 2022

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Faiza (Guest) on August 11, 2022

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Moses Mwita (Guest) on August 10, 2022

😆 That punchline!

Mgeni (Guest) on August 8, 2022

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Wande (Guest) on August 2, 2022

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Charles Mrope (Guest) on July 31, 2022

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Yusuf (Guest) on July 29, 2022

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on July 20, 2022

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on July 16, 2022

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Salum (Guest) on July 16, 2022

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on July 1, 2022

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on June 22, 2022

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Salma (Guest) on June 21, 2022

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on June 17, 2022

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on June 14, 2022

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Mwinyi (Guest) on June 14, 2022

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Monica Lissu (Guest) on June 12, 2022

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Peter Mbise (Guest) on June 12, 2022

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on June 12, 2022

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Alice Jebet (Guest) on May 26, 2022

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on May 22, 2022

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Fadhili (Guest) on May 17, 2022

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Fikiri (Guest) on May 9, 2022

😁 This is gold!

Nahida (Guest) on May 8, 2022

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

John Mwangi (Guest) on May 1, 2022

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Latifa (Guest) on April 30, 2022

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Irene Akoth (Guest) on April 28, 2022

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Nasra (Guest) on April 26, 2022

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Zuhura (Guest) on April 17, 2022

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Mwajabu (Guest) on April 5, 2022

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on March 18, 2022

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on March 3, 2022

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Mary Mrope (Guest) on February 24, 2022

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Linda Karimi (Guest) on February 21, 2022

😂 Sharing right away!

Maida (Guest) on February 21, 2022

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on February 2, 2022

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

David Sokoine (Guest) on January 29, 2022

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Moses Mwita (Guest) on January 27, 2022

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

James Kawawa (Guest) on January 17, 2022

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Juma (Guest) on January 16, 2022

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on January 8, 2022

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Jamila (Guest) on January 1, 2022

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️