What kind of music do mummies like best?

Salum (Guest) on September 25, 2022

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on September 23, 2022

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Mchuma (Guest) on September 11, 2022

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Juma (Guest) on September 10, 2022

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Samuel Were (Guest) on September 3, 2022

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Irene Makena (Guest) on August 17, 2022

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Ann Awino (Guest) on August 9, 2022

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Bakari (Guest) on August 8, 2022

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on August 4, 2022

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Kahina (Guest) on July 28, 2022

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Masika (Guest) on July 24, 2022

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

David Ochieng (Guest) on July 17, 2022

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on July 16, 2022

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Kijakazi (Guest) on July 8, 2022

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Kevin Maina (Guest) on July 1, 2022

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on June 24, 2022

😄 Perfect joke!

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on June 23, 2022

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on June 19, 2022

🤣 This one’s fire!

Asha (Guest) on June 14, 2022

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Grace Minja (Guest) on June 13, 2022

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Kazija (Guest) on June 6, 2022

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on June 6, 2022

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Abdillah (Guest) on May 27, 2022

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Patrick Akech (Guest) on May 11, 2022

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Muslima (Guest) on May 9, 2022

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on May 7, 2022

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

David Chacha (Guest) on May 4, 2022

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on April 18, 2022

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on April 12, 2022

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Mohamed (Guest) on April 11, 2022

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

George Tenga (Guest) on April 9, 2022

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on April 7, 2022

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Susan Wangari (Guest) on April 4, 2022

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Monica Lissu (Guest) on April 1, 2022

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

George Ndungu (Guest) on March 30, 2022

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Khamis (Guest) on March 26, 2022

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Juma (Guest) on March 23, 2022

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on March 20, 2022

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Frank Macha (Guest) on February 24, 2022

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Ndoto (Guest) on February 23, 2022

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on February 19, 2022

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on February 17, 2022

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Abubakar (Guest) on February 8, 2022

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Amani (Guest) on February 7, 2022

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Halima (Guest) on January 26, 2022

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Martin Otieno (Guest) on January 19, 2022

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Irene Makena (Guest) on January 16, 2022

😂 Gotta save this!

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on January 7, 2022

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Mwanais (Guest) on January 5, 2022

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on January 5, 2022

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on December 31, 2021

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on December 14, 2021

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on November 30, 2021

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

James Kawawa (Guest) on November 27, 2021

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on November 25, 2021

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on November 25, 2021

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on November 6, 2021

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Fatuma (Guest) on November 5, 2021

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on October 19, 2021

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Victor Kamau (Guest) on October 14, 2021

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏