What’s a cannibal’s favorite sport?

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on October 17, 2022

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on October 16, 2022

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Makame (Guest) on October 12, 2022

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on October 10, 2022

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on October 7, 2022

😂 So funny!

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on October 3, 2022

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on September 27, 2022

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on September 20, 2022

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Jane Malecela (Guest) on September 16, 2022

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Jamal (Guest) on September 12, 2022

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Mashaka (Guest) on September 4, 2022

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Mchawi (Guest) on September 4, 2022

😆 That punchline was epic!

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on August 29, 2022

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Sarah Karani (Guest) on August 25, 2022

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Shani (Guest) on August 19, 2022

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on August 16, 2022

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Fadhili (Guest) on August 2, 2022

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Francis Mrope (Guest) on July 22, 2022

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Issack (Guest) on July 15, 2022

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Abubakar (Guest) on July 14, 2022

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Bahati (Guest) on July 10, 2022

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

James Kimani (Guest) on July 4, 2022

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Francis Njeru (Guest) on June 29, 2022

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on June 26, 2022

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Kazija (Guest) on June 12, 2022

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on June 11, 2022

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Maimuna (Guest) on June 7, 2022

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on June 4, 2022

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Umi (Guest) on May 30, 2022

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on May 23, 2022

😆 Totally hilarious!

Mary Kidata (Guest) on May 20, 2022

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Biashara (Guest) on May 17, 2022

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Masika (Guest) on May 16, 2022

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Omar (Guest) on May 15, 2022

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

George Tenga (Guest) on May 11, 2022

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on May 9, 2022

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Abdillah (Guest) on May 9, 2022

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Issack (Guest) on April 24, 2022

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Zawadi (Guest) on April 11, 2022

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Jane Muthui (Guest) on April 7, 2022

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on April 3, 2022

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Saidi (Guest) on March 30, 2022

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on March 28, 2022

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Mchawi (Guest) on March 27, 2022

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Mchuma (Guest) on March 27, 2022

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Salum (Guest) on March 22, 2022

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on March 15, 2022

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Nora Kidata (Guest) on March 10, 2022

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Fatuma (Guest) on March 2, 2022

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Hamida (Guest) on March 1, 2022

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Mjaka (Guest) on February 23, 2022

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on January 19, 2022

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Maulid (Guest) on January 19, 2022

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Mary Kendi (Guest) on January 16, 2022

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Kijakazi (Guest) on December 24, 2021

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on December 23, 2021

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Moses Mwita (Guest) on December 19, 2021

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on December 5, 2021

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on December 5, 2021

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on December 3, 2021

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋