What has two legs but can’t walk?

Mazrui (Guest) on October 31, 2022

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on October 28, 2022

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

John Lissu (Guest) on October 22, 2022

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Biashara (Guest) on October 17, 2022

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Daniel Obura (Guest) on September 22, 2022

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

John Lissu (Guest) on September 14, 2022

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Victor Kimario (Guest) on September 8, 2022

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Mariam (Guest) on September 3, 2022

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

George Tenga (Guest) on September 3, 2022

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Maneno (Guest) on August 30, 2022

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

David Sokoine (Guest) on August 29, 2022

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Khamis (Guest) on August 26, 2022

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on August 25, 2022

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on August 25, 2022

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on August 16, 2022

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Zawadi (Guest) on August 12, 2022

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Patrick Akech (Guest) on August 11, 2022

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Mwafirika (Guest) on August 9, 2022

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 8, 2022

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Rehema (Guest) on August 6, 2022

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Irene Akoth (Guest) on August 6, 2022

😁 Added to my favorites!

Sharifa (Guest) on August 1, 2022

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Victor Malima (Guest) on July 10, 2022

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on July 3, 2022

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Fadhila (Guest) on June 28, 2022

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Alice Mrema (Guest) on June 27, 2022

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on June 26, 2022

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Mwanahawa (Guest) on June 22, 2022

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Jane Malecela (Guest) on June 22, 2022

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Rabia (Guest) on June 22, 2022

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on June 16, 2022

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Nassor (Guest) on June 13, 2022

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Jafari (Guest) on May 25, 2022

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Mgeni (Guest) on May 17, 2022

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Biashara (Guest) on May 13, 2022

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on May 9, 2022

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Shabani (Guest) on May 5, 2022

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on April 29, 2022

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Wande (Guest) on April 25, 2022

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Susan Wangari (Guest) on April 24, 2022

😁 This just made my day!

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on April 20, 2022

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Shabani (Guest) on April 19, 2022

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on April 4, 2022

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

George Wanjala (Guest) on March 31, 2022

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Khadija (Guest) on March 30, 2022

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Ahmed (Guest) on March 27, 2022

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on March 14, 2022

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Mhina (Guest) on March 13, 2022

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Ali (Guest) on March 10, 2022

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on March 9, 2022

😅 I needed that!

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on March 1, 2022

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Athumani (Guest) on February 20, 2022

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Daniel Obura (Guest) on February 18, 2022

😁 This is gold!

Hamida (Guest) on February 12, 2022

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Khatib (Guest) on February 2, 2022

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Victor Kamau (Guest) on January 29, 2022

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on January 28, 2022

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Alice Mrema (Guest) on January 28, 2022

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on January 27, 2022

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Hekima (Guest) on January 8, 2022

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂