Why did the pony get detention?

Irene Akoth (Guest) on October 28, 2022

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on October 15, 2022

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Tambwe (Guest) on October 12, 2022

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on October 10, 2022

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on October 4, 2022

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Salima (Guest) on October 4, 2022

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Mjaka (Guest) on September 19, 2022

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Patrick Akech (Guest) on September 15, 2022

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on September 13, 2022

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Rukia (Guest) on September 6, 2022

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on August 28, 2022

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on August 22, 2022

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on August 18, 2022

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Wande (Guest) on August 13, 2022

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Victor Malima (Guest) on August 11, 2022

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Rahma (Guest) on August 7, 2022

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 4, 2022

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on July 25, 2022

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Abubakar (Guest) on July 19, 2022

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Jane Malecela (Guest) on July 14, 2022

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on July 7, 2022

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on June 30, 2022

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Jamila (Guest) on June 28, 2022

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Mwanajuma (Guest) on June 27, 2022

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Grace Minja (Guest) on June 27, 2022

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Francis Njeru (Guest) on June 22, 2022

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Mwakisu (Guest) on June 14, 2022

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

David Chacha (Guest) on June 11, 2022

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Francis Njeru (Guest) on June 8, 2022

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Francis Njeru (Guest) on June 8, 2022

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

David Kawawa (Guest) on June 1, 2022

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Amir (Guest) on June 1, 2022

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on May 24, 2022

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on May 20, 2022

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Susan Wangari (Guest) on April 25, 2022

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on April 8, 2022

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Omari (Guest) on April 7, 2022

😁 This made my day!

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 30, 2022

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Selemani (Guest) on March 29, 2022

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

David Ochieng (Guest) on March 29, 2022

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on March 25, 2022

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Maneno (Guest) on March 20, 2022

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on March 20, 2022

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on March 12, 2022

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Hassan (Guest) on March 1, 2022

😃 Instant mood boost!

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on February 21, 2022

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

John Lissu (Guest) on February 10, 2022

🤣 Pure genius!

David Kawawa (Guest) on February 9, 2022

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Zainab (Guest) on February 3, 2022

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on January 30, 2022

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

David Sokoine (Guest) on January 29, 2022

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on January 26, 2022

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

John Lissu (Guest) on January 25, 2022

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on January 23, 2022

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on January 4, 2022

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on January 3, 2022

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on December 23, 2021

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Mwanais (Guest) on December 22, 2021

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Mashaka (Guest) on December 21, 2021

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Brian Karanja (Guest) on December 21, 2021

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳