Why didn’t Dracula have any friends?

Jamal (Guest) on July 5, 2022

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Mchuma (Guest) on July 5, 2022

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Issa (Guest) on July 3, 2022

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Kijakazi (Guest) on June 6, 2022

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Nahida (Guest) on May 23, 2022

😅 I needed that!

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on May 19, 2022

😂 I’m saving this one!

Michael Onyango (Guest) on May 8, 2022

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on April 29, 2022

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Mariam (Guest) on April 18, 2022

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on April 17, 2022

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Fadhila (Guest) on April 14, 2022

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Selemani (Guest) on April 10, 2022

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Maimuna (Guest) on April 8, 2022

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Sofia (Guest) on April 2, 2022

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Abdillah (Guest) on March 29, 2022

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Mazrui (Guest) on March 27, 2022

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Rehema (Guest) on March 21, 2022

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

John Lissu (Guest) on March 21, 2022

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on March 20, 2022

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

David Nyerere (Guest) on March 19, 2022

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on March 13, 2022

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on March 5, 2022

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

David Sokoine (Guest) on February 25, 2022

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Mwanajuma (Guest) on February 16, 2022

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on February 15, 2022

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Henry Mollel (Guest) on February 7, 2022

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Mwanaidha (Guest) on February 6, 2022

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on February 1, 2022

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on January 26, 2022

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Chiku (Guest) on January 20, 2022

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

James Malima (Guest) on January 15, 2022

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Zuhura (Guest) on December 23, 2021

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

John Mushi (Guest) on December 18, 2021

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Mary Mrope (Guest) on November 27, 2021

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Francis Mrope (Guest) on November 26, 2021

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Rahim (Guest) on November 24, 2021

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on November 24, 2021

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on November 18, 2021

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Irene Makena (Guest) on November 14, 2021

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on November 8, 2021

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Majid (Guest) on November 6, 2021

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Ibrahim (Guest) on November 3, 2021

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on November 2, 2021

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Amina (Guest) on November 2, 2021

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Zubeida (Guest) on November 1, 2021

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Yahya (Guest) on October 23, 2021

😄 You got me!

Kevin Maina (Guest) on October 17, 2021

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Rahma (Guest) on October 14, 2021

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Jabir (Guest) on October 2, 2021

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Kahina (Guest) on September 27, 2021

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Mgeni (Guest) on September 13, 2021

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on September 6, 2021

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Martin Otieno (Guest) on September 2, 2021

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Mwanaidi (Guest) on August 31, 2021

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Muslima (Guest) on August 27, 2021

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on August 26, 2021

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Mwanaisha (Guest) on August 23, 2021

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Mazrui (Guest) on August 20, 2021

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Jane Muthui (Guest) on August 19, 2021

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 14, 2021

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐