Why couldn’t the turkey eat dessert?

Martin Otieno (Guest) on August 16, 2022

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on August 11, 2022

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Josephine (Guest) on August 8, 2022

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on July 30, 2022

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on July 27, 2022

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Sharifa (Guest) on July 22, 2022

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on July 20, 2022

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Mwanaidi (Guest) on July 19, 2022

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Jamila (Guest) on July 19, 2022

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on July 7, 2022

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on June 30, 2022

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Rahma (Guest) on June 18, 2022

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Mashaka (Guest) on June 16, 2022

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Shabani (Guest) on June 10, 2022

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on May 25, 2022

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Samuel Were (Guest) on May 25, 2022

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Maimuna (Guest) on May 22, 2022

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Diana Mallya (Guest) on May 20, 2022

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on May 3, 2022

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Peter Mbise (Guest) on May 1, 2022

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Irene Akoth (Guest) on April 26, 2022

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on April 24, 2022

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Masika (Guest) on April 10, 2022

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on April 8, 2022

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Grace Minja (Guest) on March 30, 2022

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Kevin Maina (Guest) on March 29, 2022

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Shamim (Guest) on March 28, 2022

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Nashon (Guest) on March 22, 2022

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Grace Mushi (Guest) on March 22, 2022

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Safiya (Guest) on March 20, 2022

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Mwanaidha (Guest) on March 18, 2022

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Mhina (Guest) on March 18, 2022

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on March 9, 2022

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on March 9, 2022

🤣 This joke is just too good!

John Kamande (Guest) on March 8, 2022

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on March 6, 2022

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Fadhili (Guest) on February 19, 2022

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Zainab (Guest) on February 17, 2022

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on February 12, 2022

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Michael Onyango (Guest) on February 11, 2022

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Sarah Karani (Guest) on January 20, 2022

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Francis Mrope (Guest) on January 14, 2022

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

John Mwangi (Guest) on January 11, 2022

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 7, 2022

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on January 6, 2022

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on January 2, 2022

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Sofia (Guest) on December 28, 2021

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Zubeida (Guest) on December 28, 2021

😅 I’m still laughing!

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on December 21, 2021

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on November 27, 2021

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on November 26, 2021

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on November 25, 2021

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Patrick Akech (Guest) on November 23, 2021

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Safiya (Guest) on November 21, 2021

😄 You got me!

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on November 14, 2021

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Mary Kendi (Guest) on November 10, 2021

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Mary Kidata (Guest) on November 3, 2021

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on October 26, 2021

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Victor Kimario (Guest) on October 19, 2021

😄 What a joke!

Rukia (Guest) on October 15, 2021

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️