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Kwa nini vitu vunavyoanza na "K" ni vitamu sana?

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Zuzu kaniuliza, "Anko, unajua vitu vinavyoanzia na K ni vitamu sana."
Nikashtuka, "Astaghafilulah we mtoto! Niondolee wehu wako hapa!"

Zuzu akatabasamu. Akaendelea kuongea kabla sijafanikiwa kumzuia. "Kweli kabisa anko. Vitu vinavyoanza na K ni vitamu sana kwa mfano kuku, kalimati, keki, kabab, katleti, kashata, kisheti na karoti."
Nikashusha pumzi. "Ahaa! Kumbe ndo hivyo, ni kweli!"

Zuzu akanitupia swali. "Kwani we anko ulidhani nini?"
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