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Kichekesho cha mtalii na mbongo

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Duh! Sikubali bora mbavu zituume wote!

Watalii wana dharau sana bana, Mtalii alikodi boti akazunguka nayo kwenye mto Rufiji kuangalia mandhari, akamuuliza kijana anayeongoza boti, "Do you know Biology, Psychology and Anthropology?" Kijana akajibu "NO," Mtalii akamwambia "nothing you know under the sun? You are useless, and u'll die with your illiteracy!" baada ya muda boti ikaanza kuzama, kijana akamwambia mtalii "Do you know kuogelealogy and kusepalogy from mambalogy? Mtalii akajibu huku ametoa macho "No" kijana akamwambia "You will kufalogy and mambalogy wil eat your matakology because of your bad-mdomology..😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Stephen Mushi (Guest) on March 25, 2020

😠Imeongezwa kwenye vipendwa!

Frank Macha (Guest) on February 17, 2020

🤣 Ninashiriki hii na kila mtu!

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on February 4, 2020

😆 Hii imenigonga kweli!

Jackson Makori (Guest) on January 9, 2020

😆ðŸ‘😂😄

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on December 31, 2019

Wow, hizi kichekesho ni dhahabu kabisa! 💰

Mohamed (Guest) on December 15, 2019

🤣 Hiyo punchline ilikuwa haikutarajiwa!

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on November 14, 2019

Hii imenifurahisha hadi ninacheka kwa sauti! 😄😅

Rahma (Guest) on November 1, 2019

😂 Nimeipenda kabisa hii!

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on October 21, 2019

🤣 Hii kichekesho ni nzuri sana!

Chris Okello (Guest) on October 13, 2019

Nimefurahia hii sana! 😆😊

Charles Mchome (Guest) on October 4, 2019

Huyu alikuwa na point! 😂👌

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on September 13, 2019

Hii ni joke ya kipekee sana! 😂ðŸ‘

Kevin Maina (Guest) on September 6, 2019

😂👌😆😊

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on September 3, 2019

😂😂🤣

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on August 29, 2019

Kweli mna ucheshi wa hali ya juu! 😂🤣

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on July 27, 2019

Umesema kweli! 👌😂

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on June 1, 2019

Hii imenifurahisha sana! 🤣😊

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on May 14, 2019

😂😅

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on February 19, 2019

😂 Siwezi kusubiri kushiriki hii!

Rubea (Guest) on January 28, 2019

😂 Ninaihifadhi hii!

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on January 18, 2019

😂ðŸ‘😅🤣

Bakari (Guest) on January 1, 2019

😂 Hii ni ya kuhifadhi!

Nahida (Guest) on December 31, 2018

😆 Naihifadhi hii!

Jackson Makori (Guest) on December 28, 2018

😂🤣😊😅

Susan Wangari (Guest) on December 20, 2018

😂🤣😆ðŸ‘

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on December 20, 2018

Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha! 😊😂

Linda Karimi (Guest) on December 14, 2018

😂😂

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on December 2, 2018

😄 Dhahabu ya vichekesho!

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on November 18, 2018

😊😂🤣

George Wanjala (Guest) on October 10, 2018

Nimecheka hadi nimepata furaha! 😊😆

Samuel Were (Guest) on September 20, 2018

Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha sana! 😂ðŸ‘

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on September 14, 2018

Hii imenipa kicheko cha siku! 😂🤣

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on September 9, 2018

Hii imenikuna! 😆😊

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on August 17, 2018

Hii kichekesho inastahili tuzo! ðŸ†

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on August 4, 2018

Kweli mna ucheshi wa hali ya juu sana! ðŸ‘😆

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on July 17, 2018

😂👌

Kevin Maina (Guest) on July 9, 2018

😃 Hii imenichekesha kwa sauti kweli!

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on June 26, 2018

Hii ni ya maana sana! 😂👌

Joy Wacera (Guest) on May 11, 2018

Hii imenikuna sana! 😆😅

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on May 11, 2018

🤣🤣ðŸ‘😆

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on April 9, 2018

Hii joke ni ya kufurahisha! 🤣🤣

Mary Njeri (Guest) on February 22, 2018

😂🤣

Sarafina (Guest) on January 25, 2018

😆 Naihifadhi hii!

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on January 18, 2018

Hii ni joke ya maana sana! 😂👌

Baraka (Guest) on December 30, 2017

😄 Umenishika vizuri!

Michael Mboya (Guest) on December 12, 2017

😄 Hii ni ubunifu wa hali ya juu!

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on December 12, 2017

Kweli mna ucheshi wa kipekee! 😂🤣

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on November 24, 2017

Ucheshi wenu ni wa hali ya juu! ðŸ‘🤣

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on November 20, 2017

Hii ni kali! Itaingia kwenye vipendwa vyangu! 😄

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on October 23, 2017

🤣🤣😄😆

Omari (Guest) on October 10, 2017

😂 Siwezi kuacha kucheka na hii!

Khadija (Guest) on October 8, 2017

Nilikuwa na siku mbaya hadi niliposoma hii! 😅

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on September 23, 2017

😅 Nilihitaji kicheko hicho!

Irene Makena (Guest) on September 17, 2017

Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida zangu! 😊😅

Daudi (Guest) on September 13, 2017

🤣 Hii imenifanya siku yangu iwe bora kabisa!

Alice Mrema (Guest) on September 12, 2017

🤣 Hii imewaka moto!

Nora Kidata (Guest) on August 6, 2017

😠Hii imenifanya siku yangu iwe bora!

Peter Mbise (Guest) on June 25, 2017

🤣😆😊😂

Mwalimu (Guest) on June 6, 2017

😅 Nilihitaji kicheko hiki, asante!

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on April 23, 2017

😄 Kali sana!

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