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Nani Mkali Hapa kati ya DEMU na MSHIKAJI?

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"MAENEO FLANI ya KISHUA"

-Mshikaji kamwona demu mkali
anakatiza kitaa akamkubali akaamua
amfuate amtemee cheche

MSHIKAJI- mambo dada?

DEMU- pouwa

MSHIKAJI-
umependezaa!!!

DEMU- asante.

MSHIKAJI- unaweza ukanisaidia
namba
yako ya simu……..
maana duh
nmekukubali
kinyama.

Demu baada ya kuambiwa vile
akazama kwenye pochi lake akatoa
noti ya
sh.10000 akaandika namba yake
kwenye
noti akampa mshikaji.

Mshikaji kapokea ile noti kachana
sehem
iliyoandikwa namba halafu
kamrudishia
Demu noti yake..!!!

NANI ANA DHARAU
NA NANI JEURI..
DEMU AU MSHIKAJI??!

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Shabani (Guest) on August 18, 2019

πŸ˜„ Sikutarajia hiyo ikitokea!

Jaffar (Guest) on July 19, 2019

Umeimaliza kabisa, kichekesho gani! πŸ˜„

John Lissu (Guest) on July 13, 2019

🀣 Hiyo punchline ilikuwa haikutarajiwa!

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Hii joke imenikumbusha enzi zile! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on June 16, 2019

Hii kichekesho ni ya kuhifadhi bila shaka! 😁

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on June 10, 2019

Hii imenifurahisha sana! 🀣😊

Moses Mwita (Guest) on June 8, 2019

🀣 Kichekesho bora kabisa!

Ramadhan (Guest) on June 3, 2019

Haha, hii ni kicheko bora zaidi nilichopata wiki hii! 😁

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on June 1, 2019

πŸ˜† Ninacheka sana sasa hivi!

David Nyerere (Guest) on May 14, 2019

😁 Hii imenifanya siku yangu iwe bora!

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Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on November 8, 2018

Hii kichekesho inastahili tuzo! πŸ†

Rubea (Guest) on October 23, 2018

Hii ndio nilihitaji leo! Asante! 😜

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on October 19, 2018

Ucheshi wenu ni wa hali ya juu sana! πŸ‘πŸ˜‚

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on October 5, 2018

Sikutarajia hiyo punchlineβ€”kichekesho! 🀣

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😁 Hii ni dhahabu!

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πŸ˜„ Umenishika vizuri!

Grace Mushi (Guest) on July 28, 2018

😁 Kicheko bora ya siku!

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on July 8, 2018

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Frank Sokoine (Guest) on May 29, 2018

πŸ˜ƒ Hii imenichekesha kwa sauti kweli!

Mwachumu (Guest) on May 22, 2018

Asante Ackyshine

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Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on May 20, 2018

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Leila (Guest) on March 25, 2018

Hii kichekesho ilikuwa bora! Nimeipenda! 🎯

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on March 9, 2018

πŸ˜‚ Siwezi kuacha kucheka!

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on February 17, 2018

πŸ˜„ Kichekesho gani!

Athumani (Guest) on February 17, 2018

Haha, hii ni ya kuhifadhi! πŸ“Œ

Monica Lissu (Guest) on February 14, 2018

Hii kichekesho imenifurahisha sanaβ€”imebamba! 🀣

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πŸ˜‚ Ninaihifadhi hii!

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Nancy Akumu (Guest) on November 18, 2017

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Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on October 19, 2017

Haha! Sijacheka hivi kwa muda mrefu! 🀣

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