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Angalia huyu baba alichowafanya mtoto wake wa kike na boyfriend wake

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BABA OYEEEEEEπŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺ
Soma hii…

Msichana alikuwa amekaa na baba yake kibarazani, mara akamuona MVULANA friend wake akija, yule mvulana alipokaribia tu, yule msichana akamwambia hivi:-

MSICHANA: Umekuja kuchukua kile kitabu chako, kinachoitwa "DADDY IS AT HOME?" by Ngozi Okafor

MVULANA: Hapana!, Nimekuja kuazima kitabu cha maombi kama kinaitwa "WHERE SHOULD I WAIT FOR YOU?" by NgΕ©gΔ© wa Thiong'o

MSICHANA: Aaah! Hicho sina ila ninacho kimoja kinaitwa "UNDER THE MANGO TREE" by Chimamanda Adichie

MVULANA: Ooh! Vizuri, Basi usisahau kuja nacho kesho kitabu cha Okot p'Bitek kile kinachoitwa "CALL ME IN 5 MINUTES BEFORE" Utakapokuja shule.

MSICHANA: Usijali, tena nina kitabu kipya kinaitwa "I WON'T LET YOU DOWN" by Chinua Achebe

Baba mtu akawatazama kisha akasema

BABA: Vitabu vyote hivyo, mbona vingi sana, atavisoma vyote kweli

MSICHANA: Ndio Daddy, huyu mvulana yupo smart sana na ana akili atavisoma vyote hivyo!

BABA: Sawa! Usisahau kumpatia na kile ambacho nimekiweka pale juu ya meza, kinaitwa "I AM NOT STUPID, I UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING YOU'VE BEEN SAYING" by Shakespeare!

Na kuna kingine nimekiweka juu ya kabati la vyombo, kinaitwa "IF YOU GET PREGNANT PREPARE TO GET MARRIED" by Wole Soyinka.

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