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Huyu mtoto kaongea point kweli, angalia anachomwambia baba yake

1000+ Vichekesho vipya: Vichekesho vya AckySHINE

Date: December 25, 2020

Author: SW - Melkisedeck Shine

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Mtoto alimwuuliza baba yake,
Mtoto: Baba unaweza kumwachia hilo gari lako house boy/girl akaliendesha?
Baba: siwezi kumwachia gari langu hili aliendeshe ni ghali sana.
Mtoto: je mnaweza kumwachia chumba chenu house boy/girl kikiwa wazi na mkaenda kazini?
Baba: haiwezekani kamwe kuna vitu vya gharama na pia heshima haitakuwepo.

Mtoto: unaweza ukampa house boy/girl ATM CARD yako na namba ya siri ukakuchulie pesa?

Baba: mtoto unatafuta balaa sasa, unataka siku akiiba hii card akachukue pesa zote tuwe maskini, sithubutu.

Mtoto: aahaaaaaa, kumbe hauwezi kumkabidhi chochote chenye thamani house boy/ girl, sasa kwa nini mnanikabidhi mimi kwa house boy/girl na nyie mnaenda kazini mpaka mnarudi kumbe mimi sina thamani kwenu eeeeh!

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Joseph Kitine (Guest) on August 8, 2017

Hii imenipa kicheko cha siku! 😂🤣

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Hizi jokes zinanifanya nicheke kila siku! 😄😆

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Lazima nikumbuke hii kwa baadaye! 😆

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Ucheshi wa hali ya juu! 😂👏

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Siwezi kusubiri kuieleza kwenye sherehe yangu inayofuata! 🎉

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on November 20, 2015

Hii ni joke ya kipekee sana! 😂👏

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Nimecheka hadi mbavu zinauma 😂😂

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😆 Kali sana!

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Mna talent ya jokes! 👏😂

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 26, 2015

Hii ni joke ya ukweli kabisa! 😂🤣

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Asante Ackyshine

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Hii imenikuna hadi nina furaha sana! 😊😂

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