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Mlevi kazua tafrani, angalia alichokifanya hapa
Date: December 25, 2015
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
MLEVI mmoja aliingia baa akavuta kiti na kukaa mhudumu akatokea kumsikiliza.
MHUDUMU: Nikusaidie nini?
MLEVI: Eeh! nipe bia ya baridi kisaha wasikilize wote waliokaa hapa, wape bia na wao maana sipendi kunywa pombe wengine wananiangalia
Akaja mhudumu wa jikoni "nikusaidie nini?"
MLEVI: Niletee supu kisha wasikilize wote waliokaa hapa na wao wape supu sipendi kunywa supu watu wananiangalia
Safari hii watu wakapiga makofi
Baadae akamuita mhudumu
MLEVI: Niandikie bili zangu kisha waandikie wote bili zao sipendi kulipa huku watu wananiangalia
Wale wateja wakamvaa na kumshushia kichapo⦠teh teh teh teh teh hii kali hakuna cha bure mjini hahahaha na jasho la mtu haliliwi wandugu
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