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Ungekua wewe ndio boss wa huyu jamaa ungempa kazi? Ungemjibu nini?

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*Boss*:-kijana unataka nini ndani ya ofisi zangu?
*Jamaa*:-Samahani naomba kazi ya ulinzi ndugu.

*Boss*:-umesoma mpaka wapi?
*Jamaa*:-mpaka form four.
*Boss*:-unajua kingereza?
*Jamaa*:-kwani hao wezi wanakuja na wazungu???.
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John Mwangi (Guest) on August 16, 2017

Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida zangu! 😂😅

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on August 3, 2017

Hii imenifurahisha sana! 🤣😊

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on August 2, 2017

Hii imenifurahisha sana! 😊😅

Violet Mumo (Guest) on July 24, 2017

😁 Hii ni dhahabu!

Peter Otieno (Guest) on July 3, 2017

😂 Hii ni kali sana!

Alice Mrema (Guest) on June 29, 2017

Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha sana! 😂👏

Jane Malecela (Guest) on June 19, 2017

Nimefurahia sana hii joke! 😅😂

John Mushi (Guest) on June 7, 2017

😊😂🤣

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on May 29, 2017

🤣😭😆

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on May 28, 2017

Kweli mna kipaji cha ucheshi! 👏🤣

Michael Mboya (Guest) on May 4, 2017

Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha kila siku! 😊😂

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on May 1, 2017

Kama kawaida! Bado nacheka! 😄

Maulid (Guest) on April 15, 2017

😃 Hali imeboreshwa papo hapo!

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on April 2, 2017

😂 Nimeipenda kabisa hii!

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on February 25, 2017

Huyu mtu ni mcheshi sana! 😂😂

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on February 20, 2017

Kweli mna ucheshi wa kipekee! 😂🤣

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on January 25, 2017

😂 Ninahitaji kuihifadhi hii milele!

Rashid (Guest) on January 19, 2017

🤣 Hiyo punchline ilikuwa haikutarajiwa!

Kevin Maina (Guest) on December 31, 2016

😆👏😂😄

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on December 25, 2016

Nimecheka hadi nina furaha sana! 😊😂

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on December 22, 2016

😂👌

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on October 14, 2016

Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida zangu! 😅😊

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on October 13, 2016

🤣😄😊

Sarah Karani (Guest) on October 2, 2016

Napenda vile mnaweka jokes kila siku! 😆👏

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on August 19, 2016

🤣🤣😄😆

John Mwangi (Guest) on July 22, 2016

Nimecheka hadi nimepata furaha! 😊😆

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on June 29, 2016

Mna talent ya jokes! 👏😂

George Ndungu (Guest) on June 15, 2016

😊🤣🔥

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on June 10, 2016

Hii ni kichekesho kali sana, ninashiriki na kila mtu! 😂

Tambwe (Guest) on May 31, 2016

😅 Bado ninacheka!

John Mushi (Guest) on May 2, 2016

Nimecheka hadi nina furaha sana! 😆😂

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on May 2, 2016

Wow, hizi kichekesho ni dhahabu kabisa! 💰

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on April 25, 2016

😅😊😂👏

Faiza (Guest) on April 2, 2016

Nimependa hii! Endelea kuzileta! 😁

John Lissu (Guest) on March 1, 2016

😄 Hii ni ubunifu wa hali ya juu!

Juma (Guest) on February 21, 2016

😂 Ninaihifadhi hii!

Warda (Guest) on February 19, 2016

😅 Bado nacheka!

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on January 28, 2016

Nimecheka kwa sauti! 🤣🤣

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 19, 2016

Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha kila siku! 😆😂

Grace Mligo (Guest) on January 4, 2016

😆 Bado nacheka!

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on December 21, 2015

Hii ndio nilihitaji leo! Asante! 😜

Husna (Guest) on December 14, 2015

😄 Kali sana!

Khalifa (Guest) on December 1, 2015

😁 Hii imenifanya siku yangu iwe bora!

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on November 30, 2015

😄 Kichekesho kamili!

John Mwangi (Guest) on November 30, 2015

Hii kichekesho ilikuwa bora! Nimeipenda! 🎯

John Malisa (Guest) on November 5, 2015

Hii imenikuna! 😆😊

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on October 1, 2015

Hii imenichekesha sana! 😄😂

Binti (Guest) on September 14, 2015

😁 Hii imenifanya siku yangu iwe bora!

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on September 11, 2015

😄 Umeimaliza kabisa!

Zainab (Guest) on August 16, 2015

😅 Nilihitaji kicheko hicho!

Bakari (Guest) on August 5, 2015

🤣 Ninashiriki hii sasa hivi!

Ali (Guest) on June 16, 2015

🤣 Hii kichekesho ni nzuri sana!

Chris Okello (Guest) on June 7, 2015

Hizi jokes zinanifanya nicheke kila siku! 😄😆

Grace Mushi (Guest) on May 24, 2015

Hii imenipa kicheko cha siku! 😂🤣

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on May 17, 2015

😆 Ninaihifadhi kwa baadaye!

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on May 17, 2015

Nimecheka hadi nimemiss kicheko! 😊😂

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