What did the apple tree say to the farmer?

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on February 22, 2022

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on February 17, 2022

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on February 17, 2022

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on February 16, 2022

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

David Ochieng (Guest) on February 3, 2022

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Rukia (Guest) on February 3, 2022

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Mtumwa (Guest) on February 1, 2022

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on January 17, 2022

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on January 8, 2022

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Khatib (Guest) on January 3, 2022

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on January 1, 2022

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on December 20, 2021

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Masika (Guest) on December 14, 2021

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Rahma (Guest) on December 3, 2021

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Ibrahim (Guest) on November 30, 2021

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Muslima (Guest) on November 19, 2021

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Maulid (Guest) on November 15, 2021

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Furaha (Guest) on November 14, 2021

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Mwakisu (Guest) on November 10, 2021

😁 This made my day!

James Kimani (Guest) on November 6, 2021

😂 I’m saving this one!

Monica Lissu (Guest) on November 5, 2021

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Irene Akoth (Guest) on October 14, 2021

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

David Chacha (Guest) on October 13, 2021

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

John Mwangi (Guest) on October 11, 2021

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

John Malisa (Guest) on September 24, 2021

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Abubakari (Guest) on September 23, 2021

😂 Sharing right away!

Jane Malecela (Guest) on September 23, 2021

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Mwanaidi (Guest) on September 20, 2021

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Zakaria (Guest) on September 13, 2021

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Mwinyi (Guest) on September 2, 2021

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on August 1, 2021

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on July 23, 2021

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Nahida (Guest) on July 19, 2021

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on July 18, 2021

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Nchi (Guest) on July 18, 2021

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Charles Mrope (Guest) on July 9, 2021

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on July 8, 2021

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Monica Lissu (Guest) on May 27, 2021

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Anna Sumari (Guest) on May 24, 2021

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on May 22, 2021

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on May 5, 2021

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Binti (Guest) on April 25, 2021

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on April 11, 2021

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Abubakar (Guest) on April 10, 2021

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Peter Otieno (Guest) on April 7, 2021

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Mwanaidha (Guest) on March 25, 2021

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Mchawi (Guest) on March 24, 2021

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Victor Malima (Guest) on March 20, 2021

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on March 13, 2021

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Binti (Guest) on March 11, 2021

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Sofia (Guest) on March 7, 2021

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on March 5, 2021

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on February 28, 2021

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Mary Kidata (Guest) on February 23, 2021

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on February 20, 2021

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Sultan (Guest) on February 19, 2021

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on February 11, 2021

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Michael Onyango (Guest) on February 10, 2021

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Ahmed (Guest) on February 7, 2021

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Victor Malima (Guest) on January 18, 2021

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️