What did the calculator say to the other calculator on Valentine’s Day?

Yusuf (Guest) on November 12, 2021

😆 That punchline!

David Kawawa (Guest) on October 26, 2021

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Omar (Guest) on October 20, 2021

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Jamal (Guest) on October 5, 2021

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Zawadi (Guest) on October 1, 2021

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Ann Awino (Guest) on September 25, 2021

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on September 23, 2021

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on September 19, 2021

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on September 14, 2021

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Mashaka (Guest) on September 10, 2021

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Fikiri (Guest) on September 6, 2021

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

John Lissu (Guest) on September 3, 2021

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Francis Njeru (Guest) on September 3, 2021

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Issa (Guest) on September 2, 2021

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Athumani (Guest) on September 1, 2021

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Shamim (Guest) on August 30, 2021

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Shabani (Guest) on August 25, 2021

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Jaffar (Guest) on August 24, 2021

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on August 21, 2021

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

James Kimani (Guest) on August 9, 2021

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Umi (Guest) on August 5, 2021

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Baridi (Guest) on July 31, 2021

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on July 25, 2021

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Martin Otieno (Guest) on July 19, 2021

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Zakaria (Guest) on July 15, 2021

😂 I’m dying!

Ann Wambui (Guest) on July 8, 2021

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Aziza (Guest) on July 6, 2021

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on June 30, 2021

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Mary Njeri (Guest) on June 15, 2021

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Nancy Komba (Guest) on May 23, 2021

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Azima (Guest) on May 5, 2021

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on April 21, 2021

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Juma (Guest) on April 18, 2021

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Mwafirika (Guest) on April 18, 2021

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on April 13, 2021

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on April 8, 2021

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Maneno (Guest) on April 1, 2021

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Zubeida (Guest) on March 8, 2021

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on February 28, 2021

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on February 28, 2021

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on February 12, 2021

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Ramadhan (Guest) on February 7, 2021

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Zulekha (Guest) on February 3, 2021

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Ibrahim (Guest) on January 11, 2021

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on January 5, 2021

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Issa (Guest) on December 22, 2020

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on December 18, 2020

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Sumaya (Guest) on December 12, 2020

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Amina (Guest) on December 10, 2020

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Mchuma (Guest) on December 9, 2020

😆 Saving this one!

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on December 1, 2020

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Fadhili (Guest) on December 1, 2020

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on October 31, 2020

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on October 27, 2020

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Jamal (Guest) on October 24, 2020

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on October 14, 2020

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Asha (Guest) on October 3, 2020

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on September 14, 2020

😁 This is gold!

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on September 12, 2020

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Francis Njeru (Guest) on September 12, 2020

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